apt upgrade -U
Does both update and upgrade.
"It can't be that stupid, you must be prompting it wrong."
Yeah! Things are already bad. It's so much simpler to let it get worse than trying to make things better!
I didn't know cheese laid eggs! Neat!
Oh good, more slop.
BREAKING: Chatbot says random bullshit!
"Dirk Moeller didn’t know if he could fart his way into a major diplomatic incident. But he was ready to find out."
-John Scalzi, The Android's Dream
...which is based on seconds, which is based on ??? IDFK (neither would they)
"The second, symbol s, is the SI unit of time. It is defined by taking the fixed numerical
value of the caesium frequency, ΔνCs, the unperturbed ground-state hyperfine
transition frequency of the caesium 133 atom, to be 9 192 631 770 when expressed in the
unit Hz, which is equal to s−1."
https://www.bipm.org/en/si-base-units/second
Uh oh...
spoiler
