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[–] 49 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I see your “snakes have two penises” and raise you “kangaroos have THREE vaginas”.

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  • [–] 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Hemipenes (and penis/intermittent organs) are really diverse in terms of size and shape. A lot of lizards and snakes have little nodules and barbs that vary from species to species. Not sure what the ornaments do, but it's interesting. Also interesting is that having two (i.e. one on each side) potentially means that there's a handedness in terms of the preferred side used for mating.

    Other fun facts about penises and other intermittent organs: cats and other felids have barbed penises that force ovulation in the female. Tangentially related are the pseudo penises of female hyenas.

    More fun facts: damselfly males have intermittent organs that are spoon shaped so they scrape out the sperm of rival males.

    Respond 'cock facts' to learn more about penises and intermittent organs.

    Respond 'stop' if you don't want to learn cool shit.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    Not just snakes, most reptiles.

    Also common in other branches of the evolutionary tree as well, as in most sharks.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I love this twist on that: "Did you know that on average, snakes have one penis. Now think about it carefully"

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    Probably to make mating easier, since they can protrude out on either side, rather than the snake having to reposition, or end up poking straight down into the dirt.

    But genital shapes can be pretty weird in general. Just look at humans. Instead of a simple tube, they have a squishy plug thing on one end. They don't even have a baculum to keep it straight, they just use hydraulic pressure.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    and here I was sitting on my duck corkscrew penis knowledge like I was a well educated soul....

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    All the wild rabbits around where we live have two as well. Happens apparently.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Obligatory snake facts from The Fix:

    https://youtube.com/shorts/J8fmQ8E7rhE

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Do they use both at the same time? For pissing? For intercourse? For the third thing? Does a snake have a favored penis? Are they corkscrew or some other unusual shape?

    I never thought I'd have so many questions (read, more than 1) about snake penis.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    And so do sharks.

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  • [–] [B] 3 points 8 months ago

    thanks for the info, ill definitely use it a lot

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    E621 and it's consequences, at least for me

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