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Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.
I worked with a dude who loved "ramen" but had never had it from a restaurant. He didn't seem like he knew how to cook particularly well, and I'm not sure if he'd ever even left the suburbs he was born in.
One day he was talking about how excited he was to go to a real ramen shop over the weekend. So next time I see him I asked how it went. He sighed and said he got a veggie ramen because he found out the meat ones were "made with bone" and he was grossed out by it. I could only say "of course, that's how you make good soup." Then I had to explain how you make stock or split pea with ham soup, etc. I think I ruined soup for him.
Vegetarian soups are still delicious though. Soup is just awesome all around
I can't downvote you for an honestly expressed opinion, but soup is a disappointing meal.
I respect your wrong opinion

Oooh, is that a soup though? Soup is something that's eaten with a soup spoon. I challenge you to eat noodles with a soup spoon. That looks damned fine, by the way.
[I never said my opinions were rational, only correct, like an absolute truth of the universe.]
She is a dangerous type of white person.
Man, just wait until someone tells her where the rest of food comes from
I know folks, my boss and his family, who - if it doesn't come from a box, powder, and/or plastic bag, will not be eating it. It's really sad and I eat whole food in front of him all the time in hopes...
I had a relative once say that she's vegetarian, won't eat animals. I point out the chicken she's eating and has always eaten, and she says "It's from the grocery store, not an animal". We had to have a long chat. People too divorced from real food and its sources, have some weird assumptions.
My friends mom has been trying the opposite- shes trying to avoid buying any plastic packaged food. Not so much out of concern for microplastics, but as a way to reduce her environmental impact.
Its also helped her eat much healthier- most candy is out, all her veggies are fresh instead of frozen, fresh meats instead of prepackaged ones, etc.
Now don't go hate on frozen veggies, they did nothing wrong
My first girlfriend's brat sister got grossed out when I told her that eggs were literally shitted out by hens. Beautiful twist. She went on to get a food safety degree.
I can't bay leaf that happened to her.
This thread is just going to be peppered with puns now.
Ain't nobody got thyme for that.
Incorrect. I love pun threads, they are mint...
Cummin mate, that's enough with the puns
I appreciate you addressing it gingerly. Even the punniest Portlanders would give these puns the old oregaNO. 😬
Only seasoned veterans will get this thread.
I was hoping the Pun People would have stayed on Reddit. I haven't missed scrolling through miles of puns before getting to real posts..
Guess this person is unfamiliar with seasoning and the fact that bay leaves are used for flavor.
Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can't they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree?
You want one from a bay or harbor, where the pollution hast concentrated, and the bay leaf has been able to draw in all the tasty flavors of PCBs, chemical waste, sewage, fertilizers, pesticides, industrial run-off, etc. It's all those subtle flavors that make the Bay Leaf the King of Seasonings.
I cook all the time, every day, and have never once said, "This needs a bay leaf." I don't even know when it's appropriate to use it. My mom puts a bay leaf in everything - spaghetti sauce, chili, pot roast, etc. - but I'm not convinced she knows what she's doing, she just does it.
Seriously, what's a bay leaf for? What does it do to the flavor?
I've read it enhances every other flavour, kind of like salt but without making things salty
Hmm, that's interesting. I got a pot of chili scheduled for later today, I'll try a bay leaf.
I've been perfecting my chili recipe for years. It includes red wine, cocoa powder, and lime juice. Perhaps a bay leaf will become part of it.
Bay leaf is subtle but nicely "rounds out" the dish. It's not a distinct spice flavour like pepper or thyme. I use it in a lot of the food I cook but not everything. Putting it in chili is exactly where it should be put.
Have you tried a little bit of espresso grounds? It adds a certain flavor to meats that's just... incredible... Might not go with what you have here though.
Or like tap out the tiniest amount of cinnamon on your hand and add whatever falls off of it? It shouldn't even be enough to say there's cinnamon in it. It's like nature's msg, it just makes it taste better, gives it a good homogeneous flavor that pops somehow. Straight up witchcraft
Cinnamon is my favorite spice, but I don't put it in my chili, even though I know people who do. I think I'd be able to taste it too much.
And I'm not a coffee drinker, at all, so I don't think a coffee ingredient is going to work for me. I get it, though.
The cocoa powder was the big revelation for me, it really adds a nice hint of molé. Next was lime juice, which does something to balance the flavors. I'm finding it handy for lots of stuff.
I've been experimenting with soy sauce, too.
The thing with the cinnamon is you're not adding anywhere close to enough to taste it. Not even really enough to say that it's in there. It's like the bay leaves in this thread, adding the most miniscule amount to a recipe does something to the flavor. It's not enough cinnamon for it to logically be the cinnamon but it just tastes better somehow.
I'm not a coffee person at all either. So that's totally understandable.
Soy sauce is a surprisingly adaptable ingredient!
I just toss a sprinkle of msg in, does wonders
It has a soft flavor. I don't put it into anything spicy, and probably won't be noticeable with the way Americans seem to do seasoning. But if I'm making a soup with some meat and potatoes and various vegetables, I'll put it in, it'll be noticeable.
If you just boil beef with and without it, you'll feel the difference the most, I think.
bay leaves are bitter af
That's why you take them out afterwards
21 first century woman that doesn't know how to cook? Checks out
i think it's more significant that she's a white american who desn't know what goes into food than that she's a she
Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel
Imagine now knowing what a bay leaf is. I have to assume this is just a rage bait post.
I mean even if it was a random leaf, big deal? Better than a hair or sth
I've noted so this is anecdotal, but an increase in the lack of food knowledge among younger generations. They're not being taught what botulism even is. I've had cashiers look at me funny when I realize one of the cans has a dent near the lid.
I can't speak for everyone, but these last few years have given me the impression that more folks are picking up cooking. I hope that's true at least.
I hope so too. People should understand where their food comes from better.
Well from late 2001 food network viewership spiked like mad. Now things like YouTube have high viewership for all kinds of food things. I don't know what kids watch now, but if my spouses tik tok has food all over it I imagine they can't fully avoid it.
Shit everyone was racing about specialty ramen for a while it seemed.. there has to be people recognizing ingredients somewhere
While I support the message of never eating at Chipotle again, she's doing it for the wrong reasons.
I don't eat at Chipotle because they were bought by private equity and subsequently enshittified to further enrich someone who already had more wealth than could be spent in a lifetime.
She doesn't eat at Chipotle because she found a bayleaf in her burrito bowl...
The cook really should be picking the bay leaves out. No one wants to eat a bay leaf.
They probably do, but finding them all every single time is almost impossible. I know I've had a few pop up in my own food over the years.
we just tell the kids whoever finds the bay leaf "wins" and gets first dessert.
i can't remember the last time i served dessert.
Yeah this is pretty much where I'm at, her reaction seems pretty stupid but I would be a little annoyed if I had to pick a bay leaf out of my mouth.
While that is true, not recognizing a bayleaf is a sign of embarrassing stupidity.
TBH I have no idea why bay leaves aren't ground like other herbs — despite having spent my childhood watching my mom regularly put bay leaves in her cooking.
That might also be why I detect barely any taste in bay leaves.
Nah, you don't want that. I don't think the leaf would grind very well and it's just supposed to be a hint of spice in the final dish.
have you ever had bay leaves from a shoe?


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