With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

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[–] 258 points 8 months ago (16 children)

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

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  • [+] 79 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 78 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though

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  • [–] [S] 55 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 8 months ago

    Yeah i was thinking you go on a gallery site and you scroll past scores of them without even noticing. An advert pops up with like 10 different naked chicks thumbnails and you close it before you even take in any details, but you've still seen them. Its gotta add up

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.

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    [–] 23 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    But did you see them IN PERSON? How good is your score now, uh?

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  • [–] 45 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Should have been a gynecologist.
    30 min appointments.
    40 hr weeks.
    80 vaginas per week.
    4160 vaginas per year.
    Some repeats per year, probs, but not all. Maybe 3000 more per year?
    20 year career.
    61,000 vaginas.

    Of course that probably ruins all joy out of seeing them. But that's a best in bloodline amount of puss.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    Are we talking 400 different women or just 800 total boobs in different situations? This is an important distinction.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    To be fair, any currently living but older relatives will have had the ability to access high speed internet for just as long as you, but also time with older forms of media as well.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

    A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Men too :smart:

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Your parents:

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It's about quality, noy quantity

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    My body count is well over twenty, but nothing in the past eight years, by choice. I'm 60.

    I'm not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.

    I do wonder about my virgin adult son, though. Not that I'd ever ask, it's his business, not mine. Also, none of this matters at all. Not seeing pictures of nude women, not having sex. It's just a nice aside to living life, not important.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I'm not bragging, my number is pretty low compared to my contemporaries, even the women.

    I think that's a very healthy number. I'm 53 and I had a very self-destructive first half (+) of my life. I stopped counting very deep into the triple digits and if you told me that I hit four digits, I would not be shocked. I have only been with two people I have loved or cared for and, in my opinion, that's the only number that matters.

    IMHO, our generation had a fucked up relationship with sex.

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  • [+] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Magritte would like a word

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    It's a good time to be alive.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    well digital pix of them anyway

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Yes but consider the children

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I unfortunately watched porn too, and I regret every second I wasted watching porn.
    Supported sex trafficking without even knowing, and ruined my life with it.

    Not proud of what I did, I am disgusted.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago*

    People don’t like to look at this dimension. They just like to talk about how seeking out porn is natural and normal for teens. I’ve seen a few people around Lemmy make this claim as an argument against doing anything about how we handle pornography in the modern world.

    They don’t want to consider the fact that unfettered access to porn from puberty impacts how a whole class of people engage with the world, and with others. Impacts how they socialize, how hard they try in seeking out partners. Etc. It’s a deep subject that just gets dismissed for a variety of shallow reasons.

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