With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed, I have probably seen more nude women than every human in my direct ancestry.

If not combined, I definitely have the high score for now.

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[–] 258 points 8 months ago (16 children)

By not having kids, you could cement your place as #1 titty seer of your bloodline

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Turns out that there's a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we've never had data to figure out all out.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. it could be a lot worse than death by titties

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Are you saying parents can't have porn addictions?

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