Testicular torsion is one of my greatest fears.

My balls do that normally anyway, and the doctors won't tack them because I always manage to turn it back the right way by the time they see me.

Freeball is love, freeball is life. No more overheated nuts.

but that's just reinventing boxers

If they don't want to see your little croquette, they shouldn't be watching you sleep.

. . . How many times are we talking here? Like a weird two nickels, or enough that it’s a really creepy coincidence?

Every time I’ve tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed.

would prefer nude but I fart way too much to roll these dice.

Is alcohol or sickness a factor or do you just have a violently shy butthole?

Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

A sheet, a light blanket, a knitted afghan, and a heavy blanket, and that will hold in all the heat you need. The pockets in the knitted afghan trap your body heat really well, and the blankets hold it there. Works amazingly well.

It works so well, that sometimes I have to stick a foot out from under the covers to radiate excess body heat.

Fuzzy sheets, a couple thick blankets, and a huge dog means it’s never too cold while sleeping. But also we’re in California so we have pretty mild winters overall too

Huh, pardon my ignorance but, does one not take them out regularly, particularly to sleep? I was under the impression that people generally take earrings, etc out to sleep, I guess I assumed that logic applied to all piercings generally.

Britney only donated to the charity, Teresa was the one doing all the work (including dealing punishments for not obeying the tits/balls out rule).

It's not just that though, the relief from compression is an added bonus on top.

The truth is that breasts are just more enjoyably sensitive than ballsacks. Even when I shave them smooth, the feeling of a soft fabric against them is still less than half as enjoyable as on my tits.

Granted, I'm sure that my experience isn't necessarily universal and there are ways in which balls are more sensitive. I'd rather get kicked in the chest than in the crotch, for example.

Hard agree on the stigma against free titties, though. I'm lucky enough to live in a state where bare chests are legal and I'm looking forward to going hiking topless this spring.

That does sound amazing, I'm envious. =3

Can confirm, letting the girls free after a long day is a special kind of relief that doesn't have a direct equivalent for guys.

Take the feeling of stripping out of a suit where the slacks are tight enough to flatten your junk and the tie makes it hard to breathe, then bump up the sense of relief by 20% or so for a well-fitting sports bra, a full 50% for a push-up with underwire, and straight-up triple it to compare to a corset.

This has been so enlightening, thank you everyone for the answers, I really appreciate the perspectives, yours the most!