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[–] 15 points 8 months ago (15 children)

Every time I've tried sleeping in the nude in the past 15 years, I had explosive diarrhea across the bed. Fortunately, I've never shat on my wife, but she's told me that if I ever try to sleep naked with her, that she's moving to the couch.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Is alcohol or sickness a factor or do you just have a violently shy butthole?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I struggle with being able to tell when I need to use the restroom until it becomes somewhat urgent, and I eat questionable things.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    wonderfully valid username in that case.

    Also you are neurodivergent in case you weren't aware.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    you are neurodivergent in case you weren't aware

    Just cuz of my debilitating ADHD, obsession with counting, pitying and anthropomorphizing inanimate objects, repeat tasks until I "do it right" according to arbitrary standards, process pain improperly, assume I'm a burden to everyone around me, and wash my hands until they bleed?

    Or is it because I come up with sick-ass usernames?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Disconnection from bodily states and tendency to eat things that you probably shouldn't for dat sweet sweet dopamine.

    (ASD married to an ADHD :)

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Perhaps we could consider investigating the train of circumstances that have led you to sleep naked in the past, as I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I feel it may shed some light into the volatile rectum situations.

    a) do you really want to know more about this guy's rectum? 0.o

    b) jfc you've never tried street tacos? roll the dice and live a little

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    a) the people have a right to know

    b) eat the tacos enough and you become one with the street and the street would never shit in your bed

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