This has the same energy as credit unions being banned from using the word 'bank' as a descriptor.
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I wonder if Westeros would have ruled against the name "Milk of the poppy." No? The UK officially has worse takes on law than The Seven Fucking Kingdoms.
Capitalism lol
I'll have a latte with soy effluent, please.
The title of the article is misleading. The ruling was on the use of "Post Milk Generation" as a trade mark for use in their advertising and on their products. It has nothing to do with using "milk" to describe their drinks.
Sadly, every comment in this thread seems to be responding to the title at face value, not the actual court case.
I think it's a bit silly to prevent the trademark of that slogan, but I'm guessing that's because I'm missing something in the nuance of what a trade mark is, legally, in the UK?
Speculating here with an example of a trademark I know a little bit about: "Grill & Chill" was trademarked by DQ in several jurisdictions. (Aside: and they used that trademark to threaten the "Chill & Grill" restaurant to change its name, despite that use clearly predating DQ's use of the name by decades, but I digress...) I suppose that's allowed because "grilling" is directly related to the "trade" of DQ's services, but something ephemeral like "being a post milk person" is only indirectly related to their "trade" of making non-dairy beverages?
I suppose that makes sense. But still silly, imho.
People who impregnate (rape) and abuse cows for their milk are so insecure about their product that they need to ban competition from using their word. It’s really pathetic to see.
no one is raping cows
I take it you like eating meat?
Man, I know it’s typical and passé to pass on things with complex names, but it may have been a poor move. Imagine if people stayed away from “dihydrogen monoxide” bottles because they sound like chemically treated poison.
Almond milk has been called 'milk' since it was first written about in the 13th century.
There is no logical reason people need the distinction made clearer 800 years later.
How many writers described her skin as milky white? Burn the books!
What do you think changed?
From my perspective, people made this and used this in their own homes. It was in cookbooks. Being able to buy it in a store doesn't change the context of 800+ years of history.
But in what way does that change the meaning of the established linguistics? That's the part I'm struggling to grasp. I understand the commercial milk producers wanting to muddy the waters from a competitive perspective, but why should you or I want almond milk, or other plant based milks, called something not 'milk'?
Hmm. I'm afraid this is where we're going to disagree. I don't agree milk needs a legal definition. I don't agree that consumers need protection from the word 'milk' being attached to other products, especially plant based milks that are generally clearly labeled and have hundreds or more years of context in our language.
Hell. There's 'human milk', 'goat milk', 'yak milk', etc.
If something needs to change, it should be that we need to now call it 'cow milk' and truly protect the consumer from confusion.
Unless you're drinking milk from the cow's tit, your milk is very mucg an industrial product to make it shelf stable and consistent. People have a totally wrong idea of what real milk feels or tastes like or what's involved in its production. At least oat milk is literally just filtered porridge you can make at home.
Peanut butter isn't butter, but it's called that because enough people agreed to call it so. It's a useful way to referring to something that has similar properties. Likewise, if I ask for a coffee I'll continue to ask for oat milk and not 'oat drink' as the latter sounds stupid.
I don't think there's any need to come up with a better name if we have one that works perfectly well already. Maybe I'd be ok with something else, provided it was cooler than 'spod' :p
No, I want to overthrow cow milk and destroy that industry. So I call all milks "milk" except cow milk, which I call cow juice.
A milk is the result of the process of milking
It can produce other fluids as well.
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