Yeah turns out there's a reason for that whole MMR thing
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You wouldn't have to beg people if you didn't fund and propagate medical misinformation? Just a thought...
Dipshits spend 15 years dismissing and spreading fud about vaccines, only to beg their people to get a vaccine. Too little, too late.
Go fuck yourself oz. You helped and continue to help this happen. It was certain the first time we let these trash humans decide not to let their kids get the vaccines. They put people in jail for letting their kids walk a block to the store on their own but these horrible people get a free pass.
Measles is spreading because this administration made vaccines a terrible word when Trump was in charge in his first term with COVID. Trump and his group of ass-faces are WHY America is in this crisis.
The US led the world in Covid deaths because vaccines were why people were dying, not a preventable disease. Now people who have hitched their wagon to that orange turd want to try and right the ship?
Fuck off, Oz. People are dying in the most horrible ways because of people like you just wanting an easy pay day siding with this Trump administration. You're the problem. Too late now to go back on that.
"B-but... Vaccines BAD! Vaccines give babby autism!"
Don't forget about the 5G tracking microchip you can easily detect if you bring a metallic items near your arm.
Now that it's been years since anyone brought this up, it sounds completely insane and stupid. I think someone should have documented all of this absolutely hilarious trash that used to float around the internet during the pandemic. Future generations are not going to believe how wild it got.
Hey now, my cell phone coverage has been great since the vaccine, even in the upstairs corner!
Reminds me of a video where a guy was freaking out because magnets would stick to his arm. Comments said 'put some talcum powder on your arm and try again' so he did; magically the magnets wouldn't stick anymore...
Let's add wifi and cell towers giving you migraine, cancer and whatnot before everyone got a mobile. Say 1995-2000 was probably the best moment to hear all those morons tell you how dangerous the "radiation" was.
The diseases that vaccines prevent are so horrible and spreadable that even if vaccines did cause autism, it would still be completely worth it.
Sorry, most recent science indicates Tylenol and the amount of foreskin.
No, that was 2025, scientific advances now reveal a small green elf living in your stomach as the cause.
The measles vaccine has been applied to hundreds of millions of people already, maybe billions even. It is one of the safest vaccines ever. You have to be a moron to not have it.
Just saw a news article. Someone in my area with measles and contagious went to the gym, a couple of grocery stores, out to eat. People don’t give a fuck about anyone else.
A percentage of American have been emboldened with "ain't my problem".
It happened when they made COVID-19 political.
Oprah has promoted so many evil people. She's culpable for so many deaths. Don't look up the time she had John of God on her show.
Fark Dr Oz. Over a million Americans died during Covid 1.0. and he hitched himself to this plague wagon administration anyway. Denounce RFK and resign, you cowardly fark.
You can say Fuck.
I first knew about him from Oprah. Unfortunately, Oprah platformed many quacks who are now in positions of power. I can't believe I used to watch the show, but I was too young to know better before.
In today's episode of "Thing 'Conservatives' warned would happen, happens. Conservatives shocked..."
Vaccines are bad.
USA leads world in COVID deaths
Vaccines are bad.
Measles outbreaks across 46 states, could lose eliminated status.
I feel like there's a theme here with Trump administrations.
You retched fuck.
You might have meant wretched. "retched" is a single-syllable word meaning dry heaved. I mean, I will believe you if you told me he makes you gag.
That was a typo and I did mean wretched, however it's not impossible that he came into existence by being vomited up by some Eldritch entity.
I've noticed an uptick in people spelling it without the w, and even changing the spelling to "ratchet". I'm not sure if it's a joke and at thins point, I'm too afraid to ask.
We are talking about the removal of a silent W which is probably there because someone who wore breeches wanted to make literacy harder for the poor.
Hey, don't get retched, pass me that wretched ratchet, I got some rat shit on my shirt and now I'm also retched.
Oh no, the gullible people your friends need to get elected are the gullible people that ate up your antivax bullshit. Who would have thought!
Nah. Chiropractors and horse paste.
LETS GO DARWIN
“Take the vaccine, please. We have a solution for our problem,” Oz said
The political right is making their bed. Let them have fewer voters in a few years.
You know what? Just don't take it. Go die of fucking measels if that's what you want you gormless moroons.
I wish they could develop and die of measels without spreading it to innocents and children.
The problem is, it's almost never the people making the decision that get sick. It's usually their kids. I don't like punishing the kids for the sake of proving the parents wrong.
The problem is that as effective as vaccines are, they still have a failure rate. A certain number of VACCINATED individuals are still going to get break-through infections. Usually the incidents of a disease are so rare it never affects the vaccinated, but in a break-out like this, a lot more vulnerable vaxxed individuals have a lot more contact with sick people, and they catch it. That gives the disease the opportunity to mutate around the known vaccines, rendering the current vaccines useless.
They aren't just threatening other anti-vaxx dummies, they are affecting ALL of us.
While he is correct, he is also the wrong messenger. This is like as if Trump started quoting bible verses about helping the poor and offering the other cheek.
Even though it makes sense, I would be filled with a profound sense of mistrust about their motivations. Is Dr. Oz selling vaccines at a massive markup or something?
...get your vaccine, preferably without the Regime's "help". The odds of them fucking things up is disturbingly high.
This is one of the few instances of AI slop that I actually chuckled at
I didn’t generate it, just saved it from somewhere someone else posted it. Can’t help but agree with you.
I wonder if we can get someone to recreate it without the use of AI.
So, will RFK get Oz kicked out of the administration, or simply punch him in the face in an adderall-fueled rage? Cold comfort either way.
Last I checked, he was not a doctor and could only use this title as his tv show persona.
Anways, not like I would ever cobsider him a fucking doctor lol
Nah that's Dr. Phil.
Dr. Oz is a medical doctor and actually has contributed to medical science in a significant way, too. He's done at least one successful heart transplant that I know about and helped make the LVAD.
Comparing him to Dr. Phil, though, all we really learn is that real and fake doctors can peddle bullshit and misinformation on TV.
Right now? Do people not remember this fucker had a very successful TV show thanks to Oprah where he peddled snake oil for years?
He side hustled berries, herbs and colored feathers. Alternative medicine = not medicine.
Nah. Mehmet Oz played a trick of MDs at university centers of getting his name on scientific studies or which he did fuck all. Because of this, journals now require statement of exact contribution because too many papers were published with >50 MDs who all scurry like roaches when the work is found fraudulent.
You got a source for that, by chance?
ICMJE | Recommendations | Defining the Role of Authors and Contributors https://share.google/Hsmr4prehPkQPZqfj
I'm sorry, I more meant anything supporting he did that, specifically.
I'm finding articles about how X thing he did isn't fully legitimate because it doesn't have the research, he peddled it anyway, or how X thing he claimed was completely baseless, but nothing indicating he ever stole authorship or paid off some group to falsely be listed as an author.
I thought that was Doctor Phil..the psych guy
Look at that guy. No way I take advice from someone who looks like that demon wearing an ill fitting human skin suit Copeland...
Copeland Lite, if you will.
In this case though, yes get vaccinated. Don't be a dumbass.
What!? A vaccine? Not a supplement? Oz, it's about the money, not the people. You should know that by now. Now mix up some Ginseng and some Ginger and sell, sell sell! /s




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