I honestly thought it was a spoon is too big joke.

Where is he now?

G'Day mate

I still think about this one from time to time and smile.

Also fuck John Howard.

When I was 9 I saw Jurassic Park III for a friend's birthday. I had nightmares about dinosaurs for months. But the most distressing part was when the corpse in the parachute falls out of the tree. I still have the image of it seared into my brain.

Four! Calm down, maybe two at the most.

My parents turned up at our house with an injured bird they found on the side of the road once, looking it over, it was in a very bad way and wouldn't survive, it wasn't fun but I put it out of it's misery.

They would be pretty retired but this probably isn't that far off...

It's a portmanteau of String Trimmer. I call it a whipper snipper, but that might be local slang

And so do I.

Do people still smile once?

There was a teacher at my high school I'm pretty sure did some fetish porn when she was at uni. It looked just like her and she did some of it outdoors and the scenery looked very accurate for my state (in Australia). It's also the sort of niche fetish where most of the people making porn for it are also into it themselves not just because they are being paid.