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[–] 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Most people just download their favorite memes and put them in a folder. Getting them permanently tattooed on you is a level of commitment to memes that I don't understand.

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  • [–] 58 points 1 week ago (16 children)

    Should've brought a spoonlift

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    and here i thought that the joke is that that spoon will be really hard to balance.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Fuck I'm a moron, that's exactly what I thought as well. I didn't even think of the spoon/fork lift pun

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Same bro. I thought he was sweating because it will be impossible to balance no matter where you pick it up; it will just slide off.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    That forklift is unprepared to lift anything. Notice it doesn't have a mast (the vertical assembly that does the work of raising and lowering the load).

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    You think that's a mast have?

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (1 child)
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    "I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal!" - Mitch Hedberg

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    I thought he was looking back at us and crying but he is looking at the spoon and sweating. Not sure which one works better.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    only a spoonful

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