In Australia....eh.

Europeans were so insistant on getting freedom of movement in the EU just to not fucking use it.

On the other hand, they would need to learn 5 languages in case they need to ask for directions on that travel.

Does that say something about European travel, or European families?

Rural south. I drive 27 minutes to get groceries.

On a recent work trip to Atlanta we had an over an hour long Uber ride to go 8 miles...in the suburbs!

That's because you also have an American car.

Badum tss...

Like, I've driven 7 hours to kick it with the homie for the weekend.

And I hate that for me, why the fuck don't we have a nationwide high-speed rail?

At some point you need to actually leave the roundabout.

Skill issue

Yeah, the creators of the meme kind of bungled the punchline by choosing another federation as the European example. Because you literally will drive through several German states as well.

They should have chosen France or Poland, or Sweden, I think most people underestimates how big Sweden is in an European perspective.

The highlighted route is only four states compared to the six states, therefore Deutschland is bigger than USAland.

And at what speed (Autobahn!)

8hrs on the road and you haven't left your driveway

Are talking countries or states?

Getting in your car and being bitten by a spider that puts you in a coma for 3 years doesn't count as driving.

This is a shitpost because it’s an inversion of that common observation.

Idk I'd rather be in Chicago than certain parts of Germany. Like Berlin or Munich of course are better than anywhere in the US, but small town east Germany? Yeah, I'll take the good pizza (Chicago bar style) and freshwater sea even if it comes with the drunkest drivers you ever did see

Hey, fuck you buddy!

Windsor to Sioux Lookout is similar if you stay in Ontario.

That's a beautiful resort name

Ok, and?

You should check out Western Australia. Texas is tiny in comparison.

Edit to add:

California is pretty similar if you’re going north to South… if you avoid commute hours. Then you’re looking at. 16 hour drive.

I think you can also drive in California in a straight line for 16 hours. I mapped it once during a slow work day lol

What’s with the dip down to Marfa? I mean, it would be dark by the time you go there, so I guess watch for the lights?

That's the joke. Americans say Europeans can travel 8 hours and touch x number of states but in America you don't leave any.

You didn't really need to jog over to Marfa though.