How about Coalie’s older brother, Black Lungie?

That along with weakening of child labor laws should make it much easier to children into the exciting world of coal mining.

Just need a mascot of a little orphan boy with a bad cough. Black lung Billy, here to teach you about Kentucky's long and proud tradition of coal mining and why scrip needs to be legalized

These fucks know coal is on its way out, the game is just to get their grubby little fingers on as many taxpayer-funded subsidies as they can before cover completely runs out.

Leave it to conservatives to come up with the least imaginative mascot possible.

I grew up in a county powered by Nuclear. The weird thing is that the plant was in basically the most beautiful part of the area. Their are hiking trails and parks nearby. And the artificial lakes are a huge tourist draw. Some of the most expensive real estate is practically in the shadow of the cooling towers.

The power generation that suffers from bad publicity is not coal.

Looks like a Level 7 Constipation turd with eyes.

If Trump was smarter he would defend coal by noting its need for making steel.

Imagine being the person to make that graphic.

“You’re going to make pollution fun!”

“Yay! I’m a fucking asshole! Gotta eat tho!”

Looks like a constipated turd after you've taken too much pepto-bismol.

But Coalie is rad to the max.

I'm just glad they settled on something cartoonish for the mascot. A few of the concepts in the pitch meeting would have fit right in at a minstrel show.

Burn it!!!!

This is straight out of a Fallout game.

I did not expect to wake up in a Simpson's episode this morning.

Politicians being "pro coal" has reached the point of being comical to me

Coal is dead

We are never going to build another coal power plant in the US. Everything politicians do, and say, around coal is nothing but pandering

Coalie has a look in his eyes that screams "help im a victim". The artist must have based of their kid.

Coalie says “You wanna get high?”

"Hi, everyone! I'm Coalie. Just shove a lump of me up a republicans ass and I'll be a diamond in no time at all."

In the past I warmed myself with a coal fire, now I warm myself with a heat pump. I will stick with the heat pump because I am not a fucking moron.

Fuck you coalie!

So your telling me the dingusus came up with a "coalsona" lolol

AI abomination

75 years of social progress...gone.

Worst PR firm ever: "I know! We'll put big eyes a chunk of coal, and it will be cute. Y'know, for the kids! That will save our entire dying industry!"

https://youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM

“Coalie” was the best they could come up with?

I know they just squeezed this out of the AI sphincter, but did they have to name it like a parody character created by a cartoon villain?

Whats funny with coal is im fine if we use it as a base material as long as we don't burn it. Like as feedstock for carbon fiber. Thing is the industry wants to rip it out full speed and burning it is the only process that uses it fast enough for them.

Coalie takes a bath everyday so he can be good, clean coal.

Is this a John Oliver bit?

Coalie's right arm is as black as his lungs!

Coal is cool when its in a musuem

Otherwise electric >>>