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[–] 147 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

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    [–] 110 points 9 months ago

    Your liver hates this one simple trick

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  • [–] 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Can you believe that's how sheep feel all the time?

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Queue the chubbyemu intro music

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  • [–] 110 points 9 months ago (15 children)

    Looking at the ingredients, there's nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

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  • [–] 81 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

    Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won't hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you're ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter

    113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L

    edit: didn't see it was half a package

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  • [–] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    .5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

    1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

    This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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    I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though

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    [–] 26 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans...

    I'm out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

    I'm wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad...

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    Why would a sedan use mouthwash?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Where would a sedan's mouth even be?

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I'm no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad

    Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Is this how you wake up the sheeple?

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it's going to hurt the entire time.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    How does it kill you? I'd think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago

    Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    Has it got what plants crave?

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I use molasses to make water kefir, and saw that they sell bulk molasses for animals that is way cheaper. Didn't have the nerve to pull the trigger though.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    On one hand it’s probably clean and fairly free of bacteria, on the other hand it might have hair and bugs, and because animals have shorter lifetimes might not meet standards for long term health. For example we dose dogs with systemic insecticides for fleas and ticks but don’t use them in humans because over 80 years it builds up.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And build up like that is why you should limit artificial insecticides like that around your house as well. That build up happens to each animal up the food chain. Bug gets 1 insecticide, but the lizard eats a bunch of bugs. Lizard now has 100 insecticides, and gets eaten by a snake. Snake eats a dozen lizards, now we're at 1200 insecticide. Owl eats a dozen snakes, 24000 insecticide in the owl.

    Obviously this is simplified, but it gets the point across.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I'm going to need some chemical aid though.

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