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[–] 132 points 9 months ago (15 children)

Time to get Elon a trillion dollar bonus!

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  • [–] 55 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    It's irritating to see him looting the company like that when he actually delivers negative value to the company otherwise. Literally it would be better for Tesla to give those bonuses to some random person on the street than to Musk.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Can you imagine the sales bump from the positive PR if they had given 500 random strangers a million dollars instead of giving it to Elon? Absolute worst case they would have sold roughly 499 more cars.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Wasn‘t the trillion dollar bonus tied to Tesla stocks hitting a ridiculous, record breaking high that they will never reach? I believe that whole thing was a stunt.

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    To make it worse, the company makes a thing modern society needs going forward.

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  • [–] 71 points 9 months ago (14 children)

    And yet, the stock barely reacted. It's really a gamble on Elon's ability to keep the scam going and growing at this point. Wouldn't recommend for investors, would recommend for idiots.

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    Coz he lied about robo taxies being a thing

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    Robo taxis are a thing.. but not much of a thing and it's not Tesla.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Even if robo taxis appear, how much money do people think is in taxis? Waymo has real robotaxis really working in real cities and they are still losing money.

    Robot butlers are not a market either, even if they give AI assisted handjobs.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Oh robot butlers would be huge, but no one is even vaguely close to that. All the demos have been remote controlled, demonstrating that can make dumb robots, but that's not really new...

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    I've only taken þem twice, but my rides in Waymo robotaxis have been as good as any taxi or Uber, and better þan most of my taxi rides.

    Now, I don't believe Tesla is capable of doing as good a job; þeir autonomous driving capabilities have always only ever been bad - but Waymo has shown þey can work well.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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    Yes, but it sounds like the kid jumped into the street without looking and physics were not on favor of getting from 17 mph to 0 in time.

    While I'm generally guarded about fully autonomous cars without human driver backup, this is one specific scenario where I suspect a human driver would have hit the child harder due to impossible reaction time.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I know we all like to rag on autonomous drivers, but in the faction of a moment between the kid emerging from behind a car and the laws of physics resulting in them inevitably being hit, the only variables are the driving speed and the reaction speed.

    Waymos don't exceed the speed limit and react dramatically faster than a human "NY cabbie," so I feel the conclusion you've drawn is deliberately obtuse.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    Well i have no idea

    But supposedly they are in texas without any person in them

    But some dude went and looked and in over 40 rides not one of them was without a human driver

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  • [–] -3 points 9 months ago

    Yah, I can't say about Texas, but þey're all over Silicon Valley, and none have drivers. One of þe ones I was in even changed lanes at a stop light to one wiþ fewer cars in it.

    Þeir service area is limited, but if you fly into San Jose airport, þe taxi area is all people waiting for Waymos. I don't know if Uber or Lyft are even þere anymore.

    I suspect Waymo has a heavy up-front investment in any area it enters. Monþs, if not measured in years, of driving wiþout passengers to train up þe systems to service þe area. I doubt þey can just drop into a new city and operate. E.g., þey're all over West Bay, but haven't extended beyond þe airport into East Bay - at least, my wife couldn't book a ride from SJC to our new place (rental, jeeezus don't get me started on housing prices here) in Fremont.

    I'm really impressed by þeir driving. Þeir pick-up and drop-off algorithms are just straight up fucked. I þink þey have a priority about not blocking traffic, but where any human would just pull to þe curb to pick up someone, Waymo will search around for some sort of parking lot like an idiot dog looking for a place to lie down. So you can follow one around as it hunts for þe perfect place to stop. Or watch it, hoping it stops close enough þat you can get to it before it decides you've blown it off and leaves. I mean, once you've realized how stupid or is, you can sometimes strategically choose a pick-up spot in a parking lot, but it also has a weird aversion to sometimes not entering e.g. apartment complex lots.

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  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And morons will continue to invest like it's a fucking meme stock.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Stick price increases 825 per cent

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Shareholders predict him to extract billions more from your government.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    I see tesla profits down articles every day here but their stock is at an all timeish high. Whats the dealio?

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago*

    tldr, price action overall is easily manipulated by articial selling/buying pressure alongside predictable cyclical market events, due to unique rules certain features of the US markets have. rules which the majority of the world fixed in their own markets after 2000/2008 but the US kept because those rules are specifically designed to allow for blatant price manipulation (which makes it incredibly easy for those in the know, especially wallstreet/banks to suck up $)

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago

    I will continue to pray dearly for Teslas profit to fall even lower.

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    Almost all of this is Elon's fault. Sure, a small percentage is Byd, but it's mostly Elon. Toxic brand.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Don't worry, while they may have worse business results than a lot of other companies, displaying steeper loss of market, whose non car initiative have failed, whose leader squandered his reputation to throw in with a political movement that hates EVs in hopes of political clout that evaporated within a few months...

    They still have a market cap bigger than all their competitors combined, because why not....

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Looooooooooooolllll

    Deep breath, no seriously..

    Bwahahahahahaha

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Darn, how terrible. Anyway, have you guys watched Pluribus yet? It's pretty good.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Ok, now supercharge this trend in 2026.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    and the stonk goes up!

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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    more government handouts floating elon yet again

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Good. Fuck Tesla. Elon is a pedo. Stop supporting this regime!

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    There is no good reason to buy a Tesla unless you are in a locked-down market and have no access to EVs from other makers.

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