Money and time. I was on the grind for 20 years and poor as shit for the great majority of my life. I didn't have the time to go do all the things I do now.

So I'm the middle aged guy riding a motorcycle, playing in bands, drinking too much in public as long as I'm not driving, going to every concert of nearly every genre I can get to.....you know, living. I'm not in crisis, I'm having the time of my life. I'd say the last 8ish years have been the absolute most fun of my life.

Like build LEGO set 8880

This is also similar to why there is about a 15 year lag in nostalgic items becoming more expensive to collect. That’s about how long it takes for people to get enough of their own money to buy the things they missed out on as kids. I have actually started hearing people refer to this as the ‘quarter life crisis’ and there seems to be an equal misunderstanding around it.

My husband said he wanted a sports car once, kind of joking, and I just looked at him and said "huh, I figured I was your midlife crisis"

It's true we can do some things we definitely couldn't have done or had when we were single parents, before we got together and became a two income household, but not a corvette, no. More like a beach vacation (20 miles away, lol).

Agreed and like I gain always said, there is no crises too it!!

Yeah, I have picked my midlife crisis and I won't have money for it until either my mother dies when I'm 60 or, um, never. It's a $300,000 musical instrument that takes 15 people to play properly. I W̸͖͂̈́͋̐A̷̡̞̠͎̱̿͜N̴͉̗̽͋T̶̠͑̔ one.

Most folk think my bike is my midlife crisis. That's just my ride.

I appreciate the (icky) subtext that the reviewer is not only eating a good amount of food off of that, but is casually wearing it around town and also touching elevator buttons with it.

there's a famous instance of this particular chain restaurant in my town. it's funny that people come from all around to go there but I don't know anyone that is local that ever goes there

I can’t believe someone would see this and go “Hahaha, man, Chili’s DOES sound good” and then go to Chili’s.

I have to imagine the vast majority of people see this, have a lil chuckle, maybe toss it an upvote, and continue on with their day. Or just ignore it all together

Isn't the picture just the picture of the business. I don't think it's a photo attached to the review.

All it did was remind me I'm writing a semi love song about how getting drunk at chili's is a mistake you regret but you enjoy making

This is the #1 thing I wish I had realized earlier in life. If you enjoy something and you aren't hurting anyone, you do you.

Poor GrossOut always getting slandered

Seriously. 4 Margaritas + Corvette = Somebody's dying

Maybe Kyle drove him home. Cheryl had to walk, tho.

I know he didn't because that's a Dodge Charger in the picture.

“Design”