go fuck yourself :3

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[–] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I agree with list. I set my 98 year old grandma up on Kali as her first ever computer a month ago, and she's already hacked into the Department of Energy.

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  • [–] 60 points 9 months ago

    reported.

    OP is inciting violence

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  • [–] 53 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Today OP woke up and chose violence

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  • [–] 86 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    That one surely will make things better

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  • [–] [S] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    thank u am very proud of my hard work and many thinkage :3

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Okay since this is ragebait and Manjaro is on the top tier fuck you πŸ₯€

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    What exactly is the problem with Manjaro? I ended up trying it, but my switch to Linux from Windows 11 has been hampered by Battlefield 6 and a few other games. Did I make the wrong choice for Linux distro?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Manjaro was my first choice of distro as well. In my opinion it's not technically bad but they do so much stuff under the hood it can have its moments. And anything you want outside of their repos (on AUR) for example makes it so they don't want to support you anymore as they don't support the AUR.

    I can't remember why I switched off it now but I ended up on EndeavourOS and have had a much better experience

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Pop!_OS rises above C due to fancy window tiling but falls short of A because it has a stupid exclamation mark and unnecessary underscore in its name?

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

    I loved how, as a beginner, Gentoo used to update all of my packages during the day, while I was working, using my 16 cores 100%. That's what I call high-level multitasking.

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    Arch belongs in good for beginners. It has an entire site dedicated to its manual

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    This is hilarious and totally legit

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago

    I love your energy and enthusiasm. GTFO.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Putting Pop in B tier has such a chaotic energy, I can't help but respect that. It works on so many levels.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    One nuance, NixOS is only beginner friendly when you use flakes

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    Istg some of these symbols have to be made up, there can’t be that many distros with blue circle + white emblem as logo

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Apparently Debian ranks lower than the distros that are based on it.

    What ranking are you using to arrive at this conclusion?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The Russian equivalent to the National (not at all) socialist Swastika.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    That's because they couldn't afford a second Z to make a full Swastika

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I can’t tell if this is supposed to start fights, but it is going to

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  • The fact that people downvote this taking it seriously….

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    My poor bazzite. Womp womp. I guess nowhere to go but up now

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago*

    I've said it before, but NixOS technically isn't bad for beginners (assuming they'll never operate another Linux distro - but let's be honest, after you learn Nix, why would you?).

    Unlike other distros, you can't break Nix. You never need to reinstall. Sure, the advice you find online pertaining to FHS will confuse you, and you'll wonder why the fuck anyone would ever need to set up a "snapshot", but it won't matter.

    You'll spend your days showing your friends and family your girthy flake, you'll tell them how you use home manager to create a shell script INSIDE your home.nix module so it's declarative - they wont understand, but happy that at least you're over your catboy phase.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Bro still managed to forget GNU Guix

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    where can I go to translate these logos to names? I only know so many

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Top row is mint, fedora and suse. Don't have time to list the rest, but maybe other people can help out.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Suse is a gecko. Or are you being facetious?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    A chameleon makes no sense. Suse is S, as a humorous reference to its name, which is like 50% S. Similarly, mint is a minty M and fedora is a literal fedora.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Aha! You said chameleon, meaning you know that's correct. Because I said gecko, which is wrong and you corrected me.

    Manjaro also has an M, there's different ways to stylize the same letter. And the one in OP's S tier is Slackware

    I think you're being facetious though, and I'm biting the onion...

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Fuck yeah, Slackware ftw

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Void is beginner friendly too.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    This is obviously some kind of joke! Where the hell is GoboLinux?

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    Anyone have names for all the distros in this list? I only know about half of them.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    this is some BUUULLLSSSHHHIIII!

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Can we stop confuse new users with this bullshit?

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    It's a joke. At least I hope so.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I know that, you knew that, but new users or linux-curious may get this wrong.

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    I know half of the logos.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Everyone hates Bazzite? Can't rank good even in a shitpost?

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    MX is the best distro I have used, it just works

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