🤣🤣 The process is going to have inefficiencies

We live in an inherently lossy universe. We can do our best, but entropy comes for us all.

"Decontaminated vacuum chamber to prevent future false positives"

"Glassware temperature limits tested and confirmed"

"Successfully replicated the findings of Miller, et al, 1962 that dropping the test tube on the way to the spectroscopy machine makes the custodial staff annoyed with you"

Solving the replication crisis, one untied shoelace at a time!

Denovo Techniques in Waste Generation and Cost Overruns: A Look Into the Walrus-Dragon Lab Methodology

Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?

...and does nothing useful.

So a day at the lab then.

Nah, just cook them very, very, very thoroughly first, and you'll be fine.

Low-guilt free dinner!

Also a global pandemic has historically been good for the planet.