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[–] 28 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I find it helps if you reuse the animals you kill for dinner that night.

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  • [–] 36 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Cons: cause a global pandemic.

    Pros: free dinner.

    I see no problem with this.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, just cook them very, very, very thoroughly first, and you'll be fine.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Include high-concentration strong base in the cooking process if it involves prions!

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