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[+] 85 points 9 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 90 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Han Solo is supposed to be a scoundrel, he's a damn smuggler. The bar they meet him in is described as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy".

    George Lucas has an incredible talent for fucking up the intent of the author in a story that HE'S THE AUTHOR OF, it would be very funny if it weren't so annoying.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    TBF, Han was a smuggler around the time of ANH, but he got there by running drugs for Jabba's auntie for years... Han Solo was a plug first, and don't even get me started on the Chewie/Scooby thread.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago*

    Greedo was pointing a gun at him and talking about claiming his bounty. How exactly was he going to go about that without shooting Han?

    So yes, Han shot first, as in, shot before Greedo could, which he was certainly intending to do.

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  • [–] 171 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    I can’t believe people just go around making up games on the fly. Like who thought this was a good idea?! There’s no way you’ve possibly playtested the rules to ensure everything is balanced. Without corporate oversight and a solid profit motive there is no way some “friends” in a “car” could make a successful game. The premise is just absurd.

    And then to think you could go around sharing your dumb “game” freely on the internet in forums and such?

    Don’t even get me started…

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  • [–] 22 points 9 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago*

    Made up? Sure. Made up on the fly? Absolutely not, learn some basic goddamn planning skills and actually figure your game out properly. People just going with the first idea that slobbers out of their malfunctioning brains and giving it no further thought is how we end up with money for landing on Free Parking in Monopoly and the very same people complaining that Monopoly takes too long. You put in a house rule that makes the game take longer. "Oh this food is too spicy for me. I don't like it. Can you pass me the hot sauce so I can add some more please?"

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 76 points 9 months ago (25 children)

    The aliens in Signs are idiots for invading a planet that’s 70% water. And if they landed in a cornfield in rural PA in the middle of summer the humidity would have killed them instantly.

    And what’s worse is Shyamalan lives in PA and should know this.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    It wouldn't be so bad if they weren't also naked.

    Also, they have interstellar travel but need to use crop circles to communicate. I know that's just part of the premise but it's still stupid.

    But not nearly as stupid as flying all the way here and trying win a land war completely unarmed. If your battle plan can be beaten by a baseball bat and asthma, you should maybe rethink your invasion.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago*

    I think the movie would work better if the aliens were just messing with this one family on a farm, like they’re a scout force.

    But it’s like humans trying to invade Mars in their birthday suits, just assuming the planet isn’t toxic and uninhabitable.

    Like, what did the invasion look like in the tropics, where it rains just about every day? Did they get out of their ships and just start sizzling?

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Who says they were the aliens?

    Man, the aliens sat it out in their dry ass ship and sent a crop of vat grown drones to go harvest all the organs they wanted on a world covered in H2O.

    The drones aren't bright, but the get the job done. They only last 30 hours or so before they start decomposing, so it doesn't matter if they get locked in a pantry or clubed with a bat.

    You think a starfaring species would come all the way to Sol 3, and not being a bio organic drone to go out and brave the hazards of an acid covered water world hell planet?

    Shit. Don't get me fucking started on how many people miss the point of the aliens in fucking Signs.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If there was this much world building I’d probably like it more.

    But the only rules they established for the aliens are poison gas and water dissolving.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Actually, The only world building they did firmly establish was that the aliens did not matter...

    For all the audience needs to know, they used the gas to transfer their consciousness into a new host, and they do this everytime they visit a new biosphere.

    But no, you fucking de-cloak early during one childrens birthday party in South America and your ass is a joke, you get fucking anthropomorphized for the next 20 years...

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    I like the holy water fan theory. They were not aliens but demons and all of the glasses of water were blessed when Mel Gibson regained his faith

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Which would work if the aliens were only attacking his farm and not the entire planet.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    On the radio it mentioned that people had discovered an old technique to fight them, there are other priests on earth

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    You never see spaceships and you only see how a single creature is defeated. The radio says the war turned around in the holy lands, which aren't overflowing with water everywhere.

    It's faith that defeats them, not water.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I thought that was the actual reason and not just a fan theory?

    "The characters in that movie called them aliens, but it was never explicitly demonstrated what they were or why they were on earth. People are much more accepting of aliens these days, and the idea was that if demons appeared among us, they would be perceived as aliens."

    https://www.somethingawful.com/news/wrestling-twister-an/

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    If it had been talking about demons at all during the movie this would eliminate my major problem with the movie.

    There just weren’t enough rules about the universe demonstrated to the viewer to know what’s going on.

    And I know Shyamalan is capable of this because he did such a good job with this in The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable.

    I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Alien invasion is always stupid. Interstellar travel uses so much energy, it can power a civilisation for a year, and that's for just below light speed from our nearest star. Their tech level would be high enough to just scoop up whatever resource they want from astroids, if not ourright skimming from gas giants or stars. Oh, you need genetic material? Musquito drones would do the job. I mean, only the Predator movie makes sense as they just come here for hunting.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The only alien invasion scenario that makes sense is one where the aliens are so advanced they don’t even notice us.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I mean, it's not completely unrealistic that some alien race builds a generation ship, points it at Sol 3 because it has a strong magnetosphere, conditions for liquid water and a fairly oxygen rich atmosphere then after their 10,000 year journey they discover a race that's just beginning to figure out space flight on the planet previously observed to lack any industrial capabilities. Honestly that would make for a good film, and I'm sure there's science fiction books based on that idea already (Douglas Adams wasn't far off from that with the Galgafrinchians too, only they arrived about 20,000 years before our present day and supplanted neanderthals as the dominant hominid race on Earth)

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

    I disagree. If water is essential for their spaceflight, IE fuel, reaction mass, ect then it's fine that they would invade.

    Humans have invaded the Sahara desert, which is hot enough to kill, the arctic and Antarctic which is cold enough to kill, the submarine realm which can crush, freeze and drown us, and even the moon, which is hollow and full of dangerous reptillians.

    We go to extremely dangerous places to fulfill our need for resources and territorial ambition

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Lol I actually grew up near where the movie took place and now I feel stupid for never thinking about the humidity factor. Summer in PA is underestimated by those who think "it's the northeastern US, how bad can it get?". For those of you who don't know, most summer days you can see the humidity and you're drenched in sweat about 2 minutes after you exit a cool shower.

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    There’s a variation of this on Dropout’s “Make Some Noise” with 3 people where one player starts a rant, then is told to stop mid-rant, and the next person picks up where it stopped and takes it in their own direction.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Sounds like a good way to enhance your critical thinking skills. Something we humans direly need today.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    So, Autism: The Game. I live this reality.

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I was going to say theatre kinds/improv troupe, but that too.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Y'all just re-invented debate club.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (10 children)
  • [–] 32 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Useless, it'll never take off. Normies don't want to have to pick an instance to get started. They'll just go to reddit or Bluesky. Then there's the tankie problem. Hexbear and ml are going to scare away those who can figure out how to pick an instance and register.

    Oh and since everything is duplicated on hundreds of servers, it's wasteful of resources to. Worried about SSD prices going up? Well the fediverse ain't gonna help either.

    There's only like 5 people who post things and the mods can be just as bad as reddit mods. Post something and get banned from 25 communities.

    Need me to keep going?

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  • [+] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Probably. Used to be a lot more organic content. In all honesty, the fediverse is a bit better than modern reddit in that regard.

    Actually I've discovered at least 3 people who post their own comics here. So that's pretty cool. Custardfist, bad and noerdman. Never would've discovered them otherwise.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It's the same problem with Linux.

    Most people don't even know what a distro is.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    And once you explain that to them, you have to go on to explain how some distros are actually just clones of others, so you always need to be aware of which distro yours is "under the hood." And once you've explained that, you need to go on to explain that each distro has several different options for front-ends. And that's usually where I lose most people.

    I'm tempted to just start giving people a Linux Mint USB just telling them that's the only Linux that exists, but I think that'd only create more problems.

    Don't even get me started on explaining how to install and update software.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    There's a massive disconnect between what a highly technical user is willing to put up with, and what a typical user is willing to put up with.

    Windows and Mac offer an experience where you take it out of the box, plug it in, and go. And until Linux can do that, it will have a single digit market share and be used by nerds.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    That shit's never gonna take off unless they pull their head out of their ass and remember how Reddit and Tumblr attracted their users; with high-quality amateur porn.

    The first sub-reddit ever created was NSFW and Tumblr basically ceased to exist once they got rid of the porn.

    But, how do you incentivize people into posting high-quality amateur porn on your site for free instead of selling it on OF or Patreon?

    The platform doesn't sell ads, and their decentralized nature prevents the fediverse as a whole from conducting business in any traditional sense.

    But, even if it wasn't for all that, as a user, I don't have a good way to browse the available smut; I have to remember and visit each community separately, and a lot of content gets reposted. There's no way to activate a "NSFW only" mode or anything.

    Don't get me started.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Mine is called "MacGyver Me This".

    You're given 3 things. What can you do with them?

    My favorite was the dozen chihuahua powered redwood raft. (Giant redwood, 12 chihuahuas, rope)

    Any ambiguity is up to your discretion. For example, no mention on the amount of rope, so you've got a much as you want/need.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Okay, that's inspired, and I'm going to make it a thing around here come hell or high water.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (15 children)

    You what really pisses me off, when certain people in the Linux community talk about "optimization" and "bloat".

    No you're not gonna notice the twenty extra megabytes in ram usage by using another init system, no you're gonna notice the 3% improvement for certain games that custom kernel might theoretically bring, no by using hyprland you're not even saving that much resources, none of that really makes a difference.

    Tbh you could probably gain more performance by setting the ram speeds higher in the bios, experimenting with overclocking (if theres enough thermal headroom), or upgrading some component (like an older ssd or ram). Or alternatively changing settings in the games you play. Or even a step further (this idea will shock some people), maybe don't focus on numbers and just enjoy what you have. If its good enough than its good enough, if its not than tweaking it won't make it good enough.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Oh really? Didn't someone in the Linux community notice a backdoor in the code because it delayed the startup by something like 200ms?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    There's a big difference between caring about whether a given game runs at 130FPS or 140FPS and noticing a new quarter second delay in database queries on your test db ar work. That quarter second per queey delay is going to stack up very quickly across the thousands or even millions of queries made in a day in a production database

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    I tried using a pie zero as a PC for a little bit. Maybe it'll be fun to try that again and really optimize it

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Afaik that can bearly run Linux (just a stripped down version of the kernel, forget about running a WM)

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The Pi Zero has about the same specs as a Pi 1A+ did, just on a smaller circuit board. It...can run Raspberry Pi's Pixel desktop, though it was a bit more usable back when they just shipped LMDE. Last time I tried it took about 20 minutes to boot to a desktop.

    I had to use a Pi 1B as my main desktop for a few months because Dell can't fix a laptop to save their lives. "Can this run LibreOffice" is an amazing question to be forced to ask.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    I was gonna ask if it can run neovim with lazyvim, I don't expect it to run a desktop especially a modern desktop. Theoretically I suppose it might be able to run i3 but that might be pushing it.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Mucking about with your ram speed and overclocking can decrease both stability, stability under load, and longevity when people are keeping computers longer than ever. It's poor advice. Insofar as using a different init, distro, window manager, kernel. Some of that is an aesthetic choice and some a function of workflow. To some degree people just enjoy fiddling with stuff and understanding it.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Reminds me of Soup is for Women which I think was basically prompted in the same way, asking her to go off on a weird rant about something being not "manly".

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