Either way ICE receives three times more money in 2026
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So most of us remember Noem's main claim to fame being that she executed her new puppy, after... not training it properly, and being annoyed by it.
Well I'd like to remind folks she was behind this ad campaign:

Nope, not a joke, not a photoshop, not AI hallucination... this was her baby, and it was real.
Finally... I present to you, Kristi Karen Noem:

Yeah thats from ~7 years ago, when she still had a vaguely human face.
If memory serves... she is still, herself, personally banned from setting foot on any Indian/Native Tribal land in the entire state of South Dakota, basically for consistently being a racist c*nt, consistently disrespecting any and all tribal attempts to keep their land clean from industrial waste.
EDIT:
(I've been told by a local from Rapid City that she also executed a goat in a similar violent outburst as with her new puppy... but I have not been able to verify this myself, with a citable print source.
Local told me that its not uncommon to basically just rent a or some goats as basically au naturale lawnmowers, which does make sense to me...
... but she apparently got annoyed by the bleating, and one day just shot someone else's goat, that she was renting, to be a lawnmower on her ranch.
... Yeah.)
The goat story was in her book, as an extension of the puppy story. Once she shot the puppy in the face, she was all wound up on bloodlust, and decided to shoot the goat, too, because she thought it was disgusting.
MAGAs think that's funny.
... wow.
Ok.
I thought some local may have been passing along a tall tale, fucking, nope, there is a print source, and it is Noem herself.
... yeah I haven't read her book.
This woman is a portrait of a violent antisocial psychopath.
Like, if you were poor, and you did this kind of shit, you'd get either imprisoned or institutionalized.
She also clearly has body dysmorphia, as demonstrated by her ... can we just call it 'Fox News Face' - affirming care?
tips patriotism hat highly ironically
Hey! Patriotism today means fighting for a sFer America. You ARE being patriotic by informing us of the failures of the state
Yeah I got my issues with America, but I'm a true believer in the enlightenment and I love that this country is philosophically grounded in enlightenment ideas and the idea that the state's ability to project force onto it's citizens should be limited. I know about our contradictions, and I'm disappointed as all hell in what we've done with ourselves in the past decades (and longer), but part of me loves this country and believes it could be better.
But first and foremost I'm an international anti fascist. I don't care that I love my home, it's fallen to the fascists and is attacking the world, I can love it again once it's been stopped.
stumbles awkwardly out of recently materialized 80s era phone booth
dons tricorner hat
checks breast pocket for printed copy of ancient proto proto anarchist zine, 'Common Sense'
brings out boombox
"Let us commence to jam, sucka!"
hits play on RATM: Renegades of Funk, extremely patriotically
Kristi Noem to Fox News Sunday this past weekend: "It's really, really horrific that we have elected officials that are using this as an opportunity to divide, using this to promote an agenda that fundamentally would take away our freedoms and our liberties in this country,"
God I hope so much that we make it through this, and she suffers terribly. Remember, this is just the beginning. By the time she is finally held to account for her crimes, it may very well not be an American court that decides her fate. God I hope they use a rope, and televise it. I know, extremely wishful thinking—every word of it. But this leftist bitch wants to see the day.
And even if everything goes perfectly, what happens when she simply doesn't respond and continues working as usual? When she simply ignores it?
I guess we should just quit, not even bother to try. Is that what you are suggesting?
No. They are raising a valid concern that has already been demonstrated with the Attorney General.
True, it is a valid concern. Have you any suggestions?
Plenty. But suggestions are like wishes. You can make them all day long, but they’re useless without action, and right now we need action. Now organizing, that’s complicated.
Here's 2 suggestions for action:
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Add your signature to this petition and promote it amongst your peeps : https://act.weareultraviolet.org/sign/no-fundraisers-for-killers/
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January 20, 2pm nation wide walk out. 3pm show up at your representatives office, and discuss why Noem should be impeached, including MN in the investigation of the murder perpetrated by Jonathon Ross, and other timely matters.
Unvoiced suggestions are less even than wishes.
See ya there, my friend.
No you're right, and then next we could try giving her the thumbs down. Maybe even booing.
He’ll just replace her with someone worse. This won’t end until they remove the tumor at the center of this all.
Probably, but it's still much-needed actual retaliation against the regime. Doing nothing besides complaining helps even less. Wars aren't being won in an instant but as a result of many cumulative small victories.
Yeah you're probably right - I guess my impulse is more that even in this the Dems need to be talking about how Trump is equally lawless and incompetent and in need of removal. But they don't understand or want to understand that in the misinfomation age, if you don't fill a space with the truth it will be filled with lies.
To get rid of what happening involves a complete upheaval to how the US government operates and dictates. Until then, we will always be in this shitty loop. Trump is a symptom not the cause. There will be someone else definitely worse if the flaws in our government are not fixed.
Frankly, I don't see that happening within my young lifetime.
She wont be replaced at all. They'll never have enough votes for actual removal. Still important to make the attempt, though.
Who cares? She will just ignore it. Unless you have some method of enforcement ready, nothing you say here will matter.
Just needs majority of house, right?
Need a supermajority in senate so symbolic either way but with house majority could maybe force her to testify or sommething.
Not purely symbolic. This will still drag her down and waste her time and resources at a bare minimum. This counts in the "everything" when people say Dems should be doing everything they can to impede the administration.
I could see a scenario where it forces her to resign. Trump “allowed” the senate and house to pass the Epstein bill (even though they are not following the law of it). I think because there was so much pressure for it to pass.
If similar pressure campaigns get brought up around this, maybe Trump forces her to resign. Especially if it seems like it could impact midterms.
That is a good point. Start digging for scandals, hitting the ones we have already. Could win over gop one vote at a time.
Was that her that held up the emergency warning in texas hill country floods? The feds drop the ball, and they send no help for days, blocking help until she personally signed off or something.
Executing a citizen under false pretense and slandering them as terrorist to set a precedent of fed agents executing without cause with impunity would rub plenty of conservatives the wrong way if dems knew how to fight to be clear.
The ones getting traction could be the ones to challenge r house seats rather than republican light dems. That is where they lose.
Trump will just sign an executive order saying 'lol no' the supreme Court will say 'yes Daddy' and that will be it.
Impeachment is just pointless “respectability” politics intended to get decent people to step down out of respect for the position. The cult leader running this nonsense was impeached twice and guess what came of it? This is just another pointless show of theatrics, all sound and fury signifying nothing.
Impeachment is a necessary precursor to conviction and removal.
^future "fell for it again" award winner
Waiting to hear what talking points Israel and/or billionaire donors gave the Chuck Schumer side of the Dems to inevitably oppose this, or put no real effort into it so it inevitably fails.
Trump will pardon her, as long as she stays loyal.
Like Trump cares about that. He will do it.
If she’s impeached, congress will just approve some other reckless, hateful pos to take her place.


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