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[–] 90 points 10 months ago (11 children)
  • Step 1: Be a kid given a cap gun as a toy
  • Step 2: Pull the trigger two or three times
  • Step 3: Go find a hammer
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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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    Light it on fire.... or so a friend told me

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I left mine on the carpet in my room. My mom came in to vacuum one day and thought it was just some scrap paper.

    She was not amused by the 2 inch burnt mark it left on the carpet, or the shock it gave her.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Ah reminds me. My dad did smoke. And as tobacco was taxed differently he had once used one of these small sliding machines to put tobacco into "empty" cigarettes, sold separately.

    He had stopped using these and was back to store bought cigarettes when I found his cigarettes and the machine.

    I carefully pulled out all the tobacco from one of his Camel filters, and put it back in with the sliding machine - adding the tiniest firecracker I had.

    Few days later he was sooooo angry. And the angrier he was the more I had to laugh.

    It did explode in his ashtray when he was concentrating at his desk.

    Oh fuck, thats was over 40 years ago and I still have to laugh like a madman.

    Remembering him fondly, even when he was mad as hell at me the worst that would happen was him shouting.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Is that why afterwards they put the explody paper in those plastic revolver rings?

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  • [–] 78 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    I know what they are but I have never seen them in real life nor used them. I had these:

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Wow, I remember having a revolver, it was loads of fun as a kid to actually have the shots go off. Probably infuriating to the adults, which may be why I rarely had any.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    I grew up with both, the paper ones were nice for “other” destructive purposes. And that you had a ton of shots on a roll.

    The rings were nice because they always stayed in alignment. The paper ones would sometimes lose their pacing and the hammer would hit the spaces between the dots.

    I remember seeing plastic 12 shot rings too.

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  • [–] 71 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    A friend and I had the bright idea to hit a whole roll of those with a hammer. We also were smart enough to know that it should be on something hard, like a garage floor. We also knew that we didn't want anyone to see us. So, we made sure all the garage doors were good and shut. I swear, it literally blew his hair back, and my ears have been ringing ever since.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago

    I had at least a few and they never fucking fired right like 95% of the time. The clack of the hammer was louder than the damn cap itself.

    Later I got one of those that takes an orange revolver style cap set and they were so much more reliable. Except you ran out of ammo in like 3 seconds and getting a parent to go buy more of those expensive ass refill things was nearly impossible.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    You can still buy these.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (11 children)

    I know what they are, spent pocket money on them, and loathe them. Ring caps are far more reliable (albeit more expensive; always a topic of debate when said pocket money was $3 / month).

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    The paper cap guns just need to be maintained. You have to clean out the residue that builds up or the paper won't cycle smoothly through it.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    True but it's also easier to pretend you're a grizzled noir detective reloading his snub nosed revolver when you use ring caps

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I think there was even one more evolution where the plastic caps came in a strip instead of a ring. The strip was put in a magazine that slid into the bottom of the pistol. Most of them just moved the strip up as they fired, but if I recall correctly there were even ones that cut each cap off individually after firing it and ejected it like an empty shell. Awful for litter, but pretty cool for cap gun technology. I am pretty sure all of this stuff has been banned where I live.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    The experience I had was that the hammer wasn't consistently firing the caps. Perhaps I just had a couple of bad guns? Either way, nothing like those reliability issues with ring caps.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Usually what would happen is the residue builds up on the parts that feed the tape up so it would stick, and lose index. The hammer would land between caps because the tape wasn't advanced the distance it needed to be.

    If you clean all that off so the tape consistently advanced the correct amount you wouldn't have issues.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    All I know is that they smelled good.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    "Anyone who says they hate farts is choosing to have less joy in their life, but the same amount of farts"

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I can smell them too.

    It was fun to take a hammer and hit the entire roll at once. They actually made quite the noise.

    For reference, I was born in 1970 so yeah I grew up with those things.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    To all the "hammer people". What you do is you fold it lengthwise down the middle (opening each "dot") and then carefully pack several rolls into a cylinder. Let say the plastic cylinder these things came in. Then use electrical tape and tape it good and tight. Preferably several cylinders. Remember to put in a fuse. A rubber band clipped open will work in lieu of a proper fuse.

    These things blows like flash bangers

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I feel like a video of this in action would be classic 2000s internet.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    A scene that would have gone viral was when were 12 four of us pooled our money and bought a display box of the rolls.

    What commenced was an conveyer belt style production of the things. Being total idiots we had no real idea what we were doing so we taped together several cylinders and while one packed the rest folded. The "packer" used that back end of a fork to get the stuff real tight in the cylinder and since he was sitting with it between his legs in the crotch area he started simulating masturbation with the fork as an attempt to amuse. (Did I mention we were 12 AND idiots?)

    What happens was that the friction of cource ignites the damn thing. Luckily it was early in the production so he did not set of much. What happened was teared jeans, some spectacular brucing and a visit to the emergency room. No permanent damage.

    The thing is I still work with explosives in a professional capacity and I found that these things are still being sold... P1 pyrotechnic articles, "low hazard" so its still not to late to go viral...

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    That's wild and I'm really glad your buddy didn't lose his real fork!

    "Must be used under adult supervision"

    Classic disclaimer

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Can still smell the burnt sulphur

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Haha, bought a couple of rolls of these recently to show the kids. Can't believe no-one's mentioned penny bangers yet. Take a roll, fold in half lengthwise and wrap radially around a penny, tape off the end, then throw it hard against a hard surface.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You can still get the plastic revolver style.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I always wanted to see what would happen if I lit one of these on fire.

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  • Walmart sells these today. Free delivery.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    If you know what these are, your knowledge has capped!

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I remember it well...

    The smell of the gunpowder. In the play room.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (9 children)

    I gave these to my son to play with in a cap *** in 2008 when he was 8. He’s hardly old as shit. But I am.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Did you censor that word or is that an instance rule? To be clear, the word was gun not ass, correct?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Thank you for making me feel younger (I'm 26). XD

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    My childhood was in the 70s and we absolutely loved this caps. Yes we played with them in ***s but also just on the sidewalk with rocks. Did you guys do the rocks method?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Cursed fruit of the foot

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    One of the coolest toys to have existed.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Did anyone else remember that idiot friend who put several of these behind his teeth and pulled them all out setting several off in quick succession?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I played with them few months back. How old am I?

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    We used to just lay those strips on the ground and throw rocks at 'em. Good times.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Do they not make cap guns anymore?

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Nah. Now kids want the real thing. They show off their guns at school and trade bullets.

    /darkhumor

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Especially all the kids with the pumped-up kicks.

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