That basically is Die Hard.

I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say "yippee-ki-yay motherfucker"

How did you do that, I came to say the same thing.

Animal plays Al Leong!

Miss Piggy is Tony Vreski, the German guy he gets the machine gun from (ho ho ho). She never speaks a word of English.

Somehow missing the handgun taped behind Kermit's shoulders, when Kermit's like five inches wide.

Love it

This is GENIUS. They should remake it with adult Cameron, same actor, and the twist at the end is that he's in therapy and telling the story this way.

LOTR is big enough for a muppets, sesame street, fraggle rock crossover.

I see Animal being Boromir. He wants the ring, but dies in Kermit's arms defending Pepe the Prawn and Rizo the Rat. Oh and Sam is Gonzo.

Wait. Who plays Golum? Who the hell plays Golum!?

Beaker shoves Snuffleupagus onto her side where she can't get up.

Rizzo: "That still counts as one!"

Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but "human" is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up

Ironic that he isn't the Comedian.

Unrelated, but I've been randomly uttering "Who watches the watchmen?" to myself for a few days now and I haven't even interacted with Watchmen in at least a year and a half.

This was my first thought too.

Clue is another one to keep Tim Curry

Or keep Rocky human, can't remember the actor

Beautiful

Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.

Nono, Andy’s wife

Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.

The Russian kid is the only non muppet

Poor Rowlf.

came here for this

Keep Alfie allen

Why keep Will Smith when you can keep the dog? Ooh, if we are keeping Will Smith can we do I, Robot instead?

Guess she really FELT it?

"BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!?"

Im interested. Not for the sex. But because I'm curious to see how it will be done.

Will the puppet controller also be clothed? Will Miss Piggy have clothes stitched onto her skin or is it removable?

So many questions.

Have you seen The Happytime Murders? Might be what you're looking for.

Bonus points when he kills someone fluff flies out instead of blood

This one takes the cake for me. Can you imagine a baby growing up 24-7 surrounded by muppets and knows literally nothing else? That's wild.

idk, i feel that would be even better in reverse, and with kermit playing truman

Man I'm not sure if The Thing would be better or worse, haha. I'm trying to picture the monsters as muppets and yeah, wtf, lmao

It's more than one

I don't know if I'd want a muppet version of kevin spacey though

"You are hiding enemy Muppets of the state, are you not?"

Original Star Wars trilogy - except Yoda is the only human.

No no no, jarjar !

I would pay good money to see this.

Did you mean Serkis cause I don't think Jason Sudeikis is in LOTR? 😅

Well crap, now I want LotR but Gollum is Jason Sudekis (not mocap, just him) and everybody else is a muppet.

Oh boy, I hadn't actually thought of putting specific Muppets in, I thought all the characters would just be muppet-ized 🤔

Band of brothers, keep ron Livingston.

MATT DAMON

The undercover cop is played by Fozzy Bear

the fast and the furryous?

Actually I'd like Vin Diesel to be one of the muppets.

Not sure who should be the human. Paul Walker as human would be too lazy. Jordana Brewster as the human would be an option. Or Hector.

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