You forgot between the evening and late evening: Argue with other Fediverse users for few hours about which linux is the good linux first

TI Graphing calculator, not a graphic calculator.

I’ll see myself out thank you

Where is admonish everyone else for not being exactly the right amount and kind of leftist?

"for ninety minutes straight"

False. We don't do anything straight for any amount of time

Meow for 90 minutes straight? This person knows nothing of the fediverse

4½ hours? Whoa look at sleeping beauty over here bragging about how much sleep they get.

Fake. No beans, moths, corn…

Knowing it’s way past time to go to bed when you start to see memes in German on your feed

I’m the “It’s Day ___ and they still haven’t noticed me” meme😆

Blocking OP for lack of alt text.

I've been here since the APIcolypse, and I understood about half of the OP, but you get my upvote, anyway.

My defining moment of the fediverse is when I made a stupid joke asking about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and was told the short answer was Capitalism.

Meow for ninety minutes straight

wdym "straight"

Fake and gay

detected

Linux

instead of

GNU/Linux

3 am

You neglected: Call everyone to the Left of you a "liberal" before bemoaning the lack of solidarity on the Left.

For full verification: What exactly is the good kind of Linux?

CW?

Direct link to the Toot.

You're welcome, @klu9@piefed.social

The gender flag glitch totally makes this.

Next morning: Self-diagnose clear signs of sleep deprivation as being ADHD or ASD.

Next afternoon: Google a lot of stuff about neurodivergence but tell everyone you used Duck Duck Go.

Next evening: Look around Lemmy for comments to reply to with all the stuff just learned from Google, even if they're half a year old.

Next late evening: Remember to eat.

Next night: Stay up until 5am complaining about the man, anxiety, and ongoing struggles of a fried brain. Get 3 hours sleep.

You forgot 90 mins of intense pearl clutching before lunch to work up an appetite.

does anyone know if pronoun cereals are sold in Romania?

i unfortunately dont qualify as a true fediverse user since i actually sleep (12 hours a day sometimes)

Half of the Fediverse is just far left politics. You have to at least spend a few hours a day engaging in some internal infighting over something trivial or coming up with unhinged takes or calling everything a lib before patting yourself on the back for being a hard working revolutionary.

Hey OP, you can just @ me next time

It’s missing “debate who the true bringers of liberation will be: the Judean People’s Front or the People’s Front of Judea”