NOW do you understand why trump's trying to invade Greenland?

the south pole actually has land under the ice so he'd have to move from north to south I guess

Hell move back to Turkiye.

Santlantis

In an ICE facility for undocumented aliens.

The ground underneath the ice and water. Antlantis or R'leh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_Conquers_the_Martians

I hear Finland has pretty good views of the Northern Lights. Or Canada, since one of his mailing addresses is there.

korvatunturi because that's where he ACTUALLY lives

It is not where, but when. In the past.

Beyond the ice walls..

He will live on in our memories and in our hearts.

Ya mama's house

Alternatively, we could stop lying to our kids from a young age. When you think about it, it's just normalizing the act of lying, which is kinda fucked up

Don't worry, the nuclear winter will cancel it out.

I hate the whole idea of Santa

They probably won't be gone completely and it will take thousands of years, so for a while every version of Santa is good.