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[–] 83 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

We know what you're thinking but this does not want to kill you

Says who? Maybe it desperately wants to but mother nature simply hasn't given it a mechanism for doing so. Yet.

edit: who is the one downvote -- do you know something we don't? are you the beetle whisperer? I want to hear this dissent more than you could know.

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I always assume if I get just one downvote on a post mixed with a bunch of upvotes, it probably is an involuntary downvote, like when you scroll and hit the button without noticing.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    @cornshark@lemmy.world is apparently the one person who downvoted this for some reason

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  • [–] 39 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Haven't seen any of these lil guys in the last 8 years 😔

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

    A similar golden beetle shows up in south America. Anyone has the scientific name?

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    you are referring to this Charidotella sexpunctata

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    We get “June Bugs” in California. They look just like this, but are brown and fuzzy and squeak when you pet them.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Your June bugs are very different from the ones we get in Texas. Ours aren’t fuzzy, and they don’t squeak. They just clumsily buzz around your porch lights and hit you in the face.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    "This beetle merely wishes to join you in the celebration of the birth of a particular Palestinian prophet, and would like to encourage you to consider including beetles into your festive goodwill"

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Oh, it definitely WANTS to kill you.

    It just can't...

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    It isn't one species. It's a bunch.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    You get these in southern Africa too, but our ones are just brown

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  • Got one of these in the house yesterday they’re bloody loud. It might not want to kill me but when I want to sleep it’s not long for this world

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    "Acute bug fever kills 1200. Sydney in lockdown."

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    what about Christmas Beatles?

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