Video of the year
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It helps being beaten senseless if you start out having very little sense.
This fight could have been an email
LMAO we eating good tonight. The "takedown" reel is especially hilarious/pathetic, as nomeone who knows almost nothing about boxing. I may try to learn a bit, just to follow this "fight" better.
The BBC article covering this "boxing" match is awesome. You can tell right from the title that the journalist wasn't amused:
Joshua and Paul earn riches but deliver budget sporting spectacle
The plot played out in the ring was lifeless - a slow, joyless watch that would have struggled to earn even a charitable rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
And the ultimate irony is that this spectacle has provided one of Joshua's biggest paydays and, in all likelihood, his largest television audience.
With seconds remaining in the fourth round, referee Christopher Young perhaps spoke for viewers around the world when he pulled the fighters together and urged them to engage.
Directing his comments at Paul, he said: "Fans didn't pay to see this crap."
Well, now I wanna know. How much money is worth life-altering injuries, including a concussion?
Rumours had the pot at 187 million dollars, to be split 50/50.
Jake Paul in the meantime had tweeted that it was more, that he was getting 267 millions or something.
Even by the more conservative estimate, 90 million dollars buy you a lot of healthcare...
Jake Paul can afford to best of everything from fitness coaches to boxing coaches. He is at best, a below average boxer.
Just like the how the orange nazi supposedly had the money and connections to get personal golf lessons from every living PGA champion over the last 4 decades but he is so goddamn delusional he thinks he's already a phenomenal golfer.
... despite numerous people who aren't his sycophants saying he's terrible and routinely cheats.
I was surprised at how quickly he gassed given all that. He did do a lot of running though lol.
But he IS an above-average punching bag
If somebody beat him stupid, how would anyone be able to tell?
jesus, he's maga too!? how does one man contain so much concentrated bullshit
He's a grifter, of course he will vote for someone that will make grifting easier.
Yeah, all I know are the occasional bits and pieces that wash up here on Lemmy. I knew he was bad news, but I didn't know he was a trumper. Wow.
I'm so frustrated Dutch media won't bring this up. Jake Paul's girlfriend is a Dutch ice skating celebrity, Jutta Leerdam. Everything that happens to either of them is considered news here, but they never bring up that he's MAGA. Their popularity is nothing more than "attractive sports couple". If people in the Netherlands knew they're Trump supporters, they would not look at them the same way ever again.
they never bring up that he's MAGA.
In fairness I didn't know or think about it until he showed up in that stupid hulk Hogan costume at the fight.
Asshole kept getting into the ring with stumblebums so often that he got high on his own supply; started thinking he could actually go toe to toe with a professional. There's a screenshot out there of the exact moment that he realized his mistake and it is fucking glorious.
please share
He could have ended Paul at any point and chose to spend the first five rounds toying with his food. It was probably the most fun he's had in the ring in years.
In the realm of "narcissists getting their reality check", this is up there with Rousey vs Holm 2015.
Jeez, that Joshua guy's muscles look like he's wearing a prosthetic bodysuit
I genuinely hoped Tyson would say fuck it and knock his ass back a couple decades
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beautiful
maga grifter to be exact, he saw which way the wind was blowing, because his influencer lifestyle is dying down.
This guy’s business model is being hated so much that people will pay for him to get beaten and everyone is eating it all up.
until now he's never actually gotten an injury though, lot of people quit the bloodsports after their first serious injury...no amount of $ is worth shattering your jaw.
$ is free and infinite, why risk your health for it?
In his case pretty sure he has enough money for multiple lifetimes anyway.
As well as Tate getting his shit rocked fills me with joy.
Tell me more! I must have missed this!

There is a good slow motion video of Tate getting clocked with an upper cut I recommend watching it too.
He lost to a TV reality star? I though he was a a professional fighter, he can't do even that right?
Not very alpha of him…
I'm surprised that he finally boxed someone that isn't retired. Like Mike Tyson is fit, but old, and the mma guys are retired (and mostly grapplers so somewhat disarmed in boxing)
Can’t wait to see what conspiracies, rationalizations, and racism the MAGA sycophants come up with in support of Paul. If they don’t outright abandon him for losing. Maybe both.
I keep meaning to look up how the Nazis reacted to supposedly "racially inferior" Jewish and black competitors winning events at the 1936 Olympics. I'm sure they'll use the same rationale.
Edit: well I finally got my finger out. It seems they put them down to anomalies and just kept on thinking they were the best. I expected as much.
One interesting tidbit is that some of the losses were blamed on weather or technicalities hahahaha. Cope.
Jesse Owens (who I just learned won four gold medals) did say that he was treated better in Germany than the US and Roosevelt never invited him to the white house. Shameful. :(
Hitler's reaction to black people doing well at the Olympics was that it was natural for black people would excel at athletics since they were closer to beasts of burden than people and in the future they would be disqualified from competing. Not sure if he ever dreamed up an excuse about Jewish people.
just kept on thinking they were the best.
This type of mindset was neatly put by Fnog when Leela was kicking everyone's butt in the dojo: "But, you see, I have the will of the warrior. Therefore, the battle is already over. The winner? Me! Rematch? You lose again! Had enough? I thought so!". Though this was about misogyny, the same applies to racism. Any win proves superiority and any loss is dismissed.
Losing to a black guy no less. And he had a smile on his face as he delivered that blow. It was so beautiful.
I'm somewhat glad my news diet never told me he went maga as I haven't heard of him in ages. In other news, given his hometown, upbringing, and -er- success(?) I am not at all surprised
It's hilarious that this dude thinks he's a boxer, yet the first time he legit gets punched in the face his jaw breaks.
Took goddamn long enough. I really wanted Tyson to be the one to humble him, but I'll take having him get his jaw broken by a real boxer, not just a retired legend.
edit: Also it's so funny seeing the number of times he tried to shoot for a takedown. Go back to MMA Paul, you don't have the skill for a pure striking combat sport.
Turning from YouTuber to boxer was a good decision. Now we all can see when he's getting his ass knocked. I did enjoy that, quality content.
The formatting is completely broken on Boost, so I have no idea what you're trying to say
Praying for a slow recovery
Edit: and painful
Paul looked and moved like a frat boy who does boxing workouts on weekends. Joshua looked and moved like a professional boxer. I mean shit, just look at the difference in the condition they're in. One of these guys trains hard, the other pretends to train at that level in front cameras and it shows. The outcome on this was clear from watching the first few seconds.
Honestly, I hope Jake is dumb enough to keep trying. If he gets his ass handed to him over and over, maybe it'll be enough to prove to some people that this sort of macho huckster is just full of shit.







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