No sane human thinks you need steroids to get an ideal beach body

I like this list of instructions on how to have a beach body best:

• have a body
• go to the beach

The ideal each body is obviously seal shaped. That way you can just roll your fat ass from the beach bar to take a piss in the surf.

Peak Arnie isn't the normal human ideal. It's a freakish extreme that the vast majority consider going too far.

False! This is the body with which you beach!

Pfft

Fake! NeItHer body lOoKs like it is mAdE of BeAcH.

There is only one body guys want and its Brad Pitt from Fight Club

Normal human = Arnie in his prime, pumping gear.

The way we've normalized steroid use* is fucking insane. I remember when people used to be ashamed of that shit.

Edit* abuse because apparently the context isn't enough of an indicator of meaning

I see no difference

Taste like crab, talk like people.

All jokes aside, anybody knows why only exoskeletal animals were able to develop crab-like morphologyies? If it's the most recurring evolution, why not for mammals?

I think, that being able to towel of ones own back is pretty important in a beach body.