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[+] 101 points 11 months ago (19 children)
  • [+] 40 points 11 months ago* (8 children)
  • [–] 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

    No you're thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    No way, you're thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, they are thinking of Kirk Cameron the leader of the free Christian world who also has a side job as a barista at Einstein Bros throwing coffee and bagels...

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  • [+] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    I was thinking of...

    I was thinking Charlie meant church, and kirk meant church,

    So,

    Church Church.

    But I looked it up...

    French and English form of Carolus, the Latin form of the Germanic name Karl, which was derived from a word meaning "man" (Proto-Germanic *karlaz). However, an alternative theory states that it is derived from the common Germanic name element *harjaz meaning "army".

    So,

    Man Church

    Or,

    Army Church.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    Conservative martyrs never work out because they're so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr's power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don't care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.

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  • [–] 171 points 11 months ago (41 children)
  • [–] 183 points 11 months ago (36 children)

    Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

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  • [–] 84 points 11 months ago (19 children)

    On one hand, I fully agree with you.

    On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

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  • [–] 55 points 11 months ago (18 children)

    Yeah I get it. But every time I see something like this I think of all the guys pointing at this and saying “LOOK ANOTHER LIE FROM THE LEFT” and I hate them being right about anything ever.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago* (3 children)

    I wouldnt take anything I see on the internet seriously, especially in a community like one that has the name "shitpost" in it, lol

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Well you aren’t really the person I worry about taking this seriously. I’m sure you’re an intelligent person.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I don't really give a shit, they're going to call us liars anyways. I shouldn't have to uphold some crazy journalistic integrity as a regular person shitposting about assholes. Fuck em, I say lie as much as we can. Smear the shit right on their faces.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    It's a joke.

    Completely restraining from existing because fascists will call you on any little mistake is pointless - they will make up an excuse if none is given.

    People who diss Obama for tan suit yet rally behind convict deserve no power over any of our actions.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (5 children)

    They do this when we tell the truth too. Why not muddy the water with something so trivial as a CK tweet?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago* (4 children)

    Because both sides-ism is not only a losing tactic for the left, it’s also dumb as fuck.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (2 children)

    It's not both sidesing to not hold ourselve to a stupid high standard, going high got jack shit.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    "the left"

    like there's only one.

    Even broadly, at the far side, roughly speaking, without even dividing up across other criteria or gradations of economic "leftness", nor other quirks of specificity...

    • anarcho left. -10,-10 to -0.01,-10
    • libertarian left, e.g -10,-5 to -0.01,-5
    • moderate left, e.g. -10,0 to -0.01,0
    • tanky left. e.g -10,6 to -0.01,6
    • totalitarian left. e.g. -10,10 to -0.01,10
    • fake left. e.g around 5,5

    One of these is not like the others.

    ... Well... the others are not like the others either...

    But that does not matter to those who only speak of the fake left, as if it's not not left, as if it's the only left, calling it "the left".

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Lol why you subscribed to shitposts?

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I’m not. It showed up on my regular feed.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (3 children)

    Apologies. Shitposts is gonna be annoying for you though.

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  • [–] [S] -2 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    This is a Shitposting sub though 🥴

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

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  • [–] 19 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    If he was cremated, he's black now.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    If he was cremated, he’s black now.

    You've obviously never seen cremated remains.

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  • [–] 31 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 60 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    At least he won't make that mistake again

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  • [–] 25 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I've always assumed that posts that began with "as a black man" were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can't really provide because, as a white man. I ain't been in the culture.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I'm white and was raised in the culture. I have never once heard a black person say "as a black person".

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  • [–] 35 points 11 months ago

    that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

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  • [+] 16 points 11 months ago* (4 children)
  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Mama I... just missed the boat...

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [+] 9 points 11 months ago* (8 children)
  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a 'white passing' black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    But is he pretty fly?

    Probably not.

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