We don’t write “womb” as “wume”.

I want it to be spelled “consomb”.

all 46 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 54 points 11 months ago

I agree that this is an unpopular opinion.

  • source
  • [–] 30 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Why would "comsomb" rhyme with "womb" and not "bomb?" "Consume" derives from Latin. Your opinion lacks basic understanding of etymology.

  • source
  • hideshow 5 child comments
  • [–] [S] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    I want “womb” to rhyme with “bomb”

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 15 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Next you'll say that "fish" should be spelled "ghoti"

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] [S] 4 points 11 months ago

    Actually I prefer it’d be spelled F̴͍͙̙̱͙͂͜ͅͅͅI̵̡̛̭͉̳͎̱̝̮̙̗͐̾̌͋̿̿̕S̷̢̧̧̧̩̤̼̦̰̟̟͇̤̙̻̈́̈̂́̽̈̓͂̉̊͋͂͐̍̈̅̿̕̚͘͜͝͝ͅḨ̶̥̼͕̭̈́͛̏͗͗͆̍͗̎́́̈́̍͆̋͐̉̊̈́̅͘̚͘͠͠

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Okay great, now I'm down a rabbit hole about wombats with their double uteri, triple vaginas, and backwards pouches, because I looked up "wombat womb" ....

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Ingliš šud bi vriten fonetikli beisd on mai languadž end vets ve only korekt opinion /j

    proper english :3English should be written phonetically based on my language and that's the only correct opinion

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Do you presume to consume consommé with a spoon in a cwm. Asking for Theodor Geisel.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Idk about you but where I'm from the b is pronounced in womb. Same with comb. Its kinda just cut off though. So like buh without the uh. There's no b sound in consume.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Checked your comment history out of curiosity and I see you’re in Australia! I’m in the US and the b sound is dropped in both words here

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Wild, I had no idea, I just assumed you were saying it with the b, never occurred to me that you guys just don't pronounce the b at all.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Resomb, legomb, plomb, flomb...

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    Woom objects to your opinion.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago*

    You're trying to apply logic where none exists

    Edit: are you huffing fombs?

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    I think womb should be the one that should be changed

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Fume flume plume resume legume volume perfume presume costume exhume...

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Fomb, flomb, plomb, resomb, legomb, volomb, perfomb, presomb, costomb, exomb...

    I don't see the problem here. All perfectly readable.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    just compounding problems.

    konsoom.

    woom.

    English is dumb.

  • source
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago
    [–] 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    You and I certainly pronounce either "consume" or "womb" very differently if those words rhyme for you 😂 where are you from, out of curiosity? No judgement, just curious as I'm not sure I've ever heard an accent where those words rhyme!

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    i kinda get it actually

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

    Why not consoom? Like zoom?

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago*

    It has to do with the word coming from French to English. There isn't a b sound in the French word. Sometimes, the weird spellings harken back to French loan words.

    My guess is that English speakers spoke it with an accent and it eventually morphed into the modern English pronunciation

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, feel free to spell it that way, just be prepared for annoyed snarky people

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago
    [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I appreciate the absolute nonsense this comment section is filled with

  • source
  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)
    [–] 0 points 11 months ago (1 child)