Cheetahs are not actually dangerous to humans. Their skulls/jaws are pretty small and they are slender to be aerodynamic, and they need to be uninjured to hunt, so they avoid confrontation at all costs, especially with something the size of a human.
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Cheetahs are apparently super chill as long as they're not hungry, otherwise they'll eat you so they can be super chill again.
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SLIGHT NSFW WARNING
This year, I had the privilege of seeing such friendliness in person:
Shot on an ooold camera that still works.
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It's a trap. He just want you to get closer to pet him.
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Cheetahs aren’t dangerous to humans, they hang out with and even nuzzle up to wildlife photographers all the time.
Fun fact: cheetahs can purr and meow.
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Ah, the danger blep
Domestic cats are not actually much different than wild cats in any way. they're just too small to eat us and raised to be more tame. If your loveable housecat was as big as a cheetah, they might not intentionally attack you out of aggression, but their predator instincts would kick in and would probably play with you until you died and possibly eat you like they do insects, lizards, and any other small creature.
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Cheetahs aren't dangerous, they're big zoomy cats
Since they min-maxed for speed, they're not very strong and don't really fight for their food, they get bullied easily
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They meow as well.
Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!
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Sometimes I conjure up the delusion that having a big feline is doable if raised from birth because my little feline is such an adorable baby that she shows her belly to literally everyone she sees even when she's never met them. But even this cute ball of fluff will dig her claws into my leg to avoid falling when she rolls over while napping on my lap. Imagine if those claws were 4 cm.
Go on then, give it a Boop then!
Fatal attraction.
They are too intimidated to attack you from the front, so they play nice
Easy - that's the face they make right before they chomp your soft parts and eat you
It's just a big cat.
Just using its tongue to get some intestines out of its teeth.
Imagine your cat was big enough to rip your arm off at playtime. That’s why.
touch it
They can taste the amount of pussy ass bitch you leave behind on the air.
AWWWWWW
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