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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

This used to be me. I enjoyed pretty much everything I watched. I figured, since a lot of people put a ton of time, effort, and money into making a film, it must have at least some redeeming qualities. No one trusted my opinion on films because I "loved everything."

It wasn't until I watched a ton of movie reviews from various reviewers that I started to be able to tell the difference between a good film and a bad film. Now I'm pretty critical of films, and even made a review blog to discuss what I like and dislike about certain films.

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  • [–] 74 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Me enjoying a movie does in no way exclude it from being a bad movie.

    Seeing as I do enjoy watching bad movies. Terrible acting, bad cuts, awful dialog. I love it.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Terrible acting, bad cuts, awful dialog. I love it.

    I think there's a certain "The Producers" threshold beyond which a merely bad piece of art becomes a captivating car-wreck. But it's an esoteric mix of elements. For every "Rocky Horror Picture Show" there's a dozen "Mac and Me"s.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wasn't Rocky Horror shot on an absolutely shoestring budget? I feel they deserve a lot of leeway for that.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I read it the opposite way because Rocky horror is so well done imo. I don't even know what Mac & me is so i assumed it was the garbage end if the spectrum. Though if it's one of the movies they made in IASIP then nothing make sense.

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Good movies are self-aware. Not everything needs to be a masterpiece of acting and cinematography, or have the best effects, or the best writing. But they have to know what they are. I don't mean breaking the fourth wall or self-deprecating humor. More like understanding their limits.

    The people making Sharknado knew they were doing a campy action film (series) with sharks in tornadoes. Fun Movie. Would watch again.

    M. Night Shyamalan is a great writer and director, but a lot of his films have a feeling of over-dramatized self-importance, where it seems like he really wants you to know how clever he is. So they get panned.

    Chrisopher Nolan (I think) puts similar importance on symbols and archetypes with a dramatic and artistic style, but his movies have a feel of like "I don't give a shit if you get it, just enjoy the ride." He makes good films.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The movie itself doesn't even have to be aware of it. You just need some link back to it.

    Take Street Fighter, The Three Musketeers, or Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Absolute dog shit, all three of them. But then an actor appears who knows exactly what he's in. All villains in these cases. They know it's bad. It's a pantomime. Amateur hour all over the place. The script is awful, the leads can't act, half of them are snorting coke between takes, or getting drunk. They've been here before.

    But they've decided that they're going to enjoy it anyway, and now, so can you.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    That's absolutely true.

    And one of the many reasons Hotel was the greatest season of American Horror Story. Everyone, but especially Evan Peters, seemed to be having the best time. It felt like good theater.

    And, of course, every muppet movie.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    Zak Snyder makes AMAZING visuals and set pieces.

    He can kinda string together the main bits of a plot, but the dude can’t write to save his life.

    Rebel Moon had the ingredients for a decent 7 samurai sci-fi thing. But holy fuck did he go so far style over substance with it that all the substance was left out 😆

    Same with JJ Abrams, dude makes good visuals and can start a mystery box plot like very few can.

    But for the love of all that’s holy, don’t let him decide what’s in the box.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    George Lucas can do world building that's a kilometre wide and a millimetre deep.

    So many things that hint at depth: space ship models that are dirty, droids that are both futuristic but also somehow junky. Quick turns of phrase that make something seem both alien and familiar, like "moisture farming". But, it seems like in all his world building he's never once asked himself "Why?"

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    but his movies have a feel of like "I don't give a shit if you get it, just enjoy the ride." He makes good films.

    This is very clear when he made Tenet, which i quite like it but a confusing maze. Heck i'm pretty sure 80% of the people doesn't really understand what the heck is that even about.

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  • [–] 166 points 1 year ago (31 children)

    Whether you had fun and the quality of the movie are not entirely related.

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  • Often times I find that highly rated movies aren't fun to watch. They follow the 'good movie' formula and it shows. I really only like comedy and action movies, personally, but don't want every movie to follow the hero's journey. I don't need them all to be the tale of an underdog who really has the greatest power. I don't need the camera framing to hint at who the antagonist is.

    I just want to see the girl and her dog defeat Predator or James MacAvoy's beastly terror in Split. If they happen to also include some of the formula, that's okay but it certainly isn't what made the movie good to me.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (29 children)

    Says who? Is the whole point of movies not for you to have fun?

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  • [–] 105 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    In the same sense the point of food is to get you full. There's more nuance to it.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I'm sick of these elitists telling me it's gross to eat nothing but five cans of refried beans, like, let people enjoy things!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself... The first doesn't count. Then you get to the second, then the third. And the fourth, and the fifth I think I burned with a blowtorch. And then I just kept eating...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Great analogy. I'm going to use this next time someone tells me I should just ignore the shitty writing in self published books and have fun reading it.

    Fuck you, I paid money for this, I get to bitch about why it sucks.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Nah movies are ranked on a set of objective criteria such variety and use of color, the use of varied angles, runtime:budget ratio, and so on. Technically speaking the best movies are usually produced by accidentally dropping a cellphone from a hot air balloon

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I think you should read my previous comment again.

    One can have fun watching a bad movie. One can have no fun watching a good movie.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    One can have no fun watching a good movie

    Requiem for a Dream

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Having fun is always a valid reason to watch a movie. And making a fun movie is a valid pursuit.

    Buuuut at the same time movies can be more than just fun and some people really want that.

    Expecting a movie to be more than just fun can lead to let downs.

    Tl;Dr people take movies too seriously

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Good movie: the one you enjoy

    Bad movie: the one you don't

    Simple as that, my metric of scoring isn't good or bad, it's whether i enjoy it or whether it annoy me. I pick what i watch and will go through review and score so most of the time i know i gonna enjoy it, but sometime an outlier will pops up. I'm still not over how annoyed i am for 28 Weeks Later.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    That assumes that enjoyment is the only metric, which is common, but not universal.

    Some people can think the movie is of high quality, but the subject matter isn't for them, as an example.

    Think of it like food:

    Good food: the food you enjoy

    Bad food: the food you don’t

    Unless you're basing good and bad on how "healthy" the food is (for whatever given metric of health you want to use)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    And that assuming "enjoyment" is a single metric, because in the matter of fact, it's an overall score with the combination of everything the critics use. If i like it i like it, figuring it out why and justify it is part of the critics job.

    If you wanna translate that into food, then the good food will taste good and bad food will taste horrible.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Movies can be fun bad tbh. They can have cheap budgets, horribly low quality CGI, but still be a fun watch.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Sounds like 10% of the time you did not have fun watching a movie. That's a bad movie.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Sometimes bad movies are fun to watch.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    'So bad it's good' is one of my favorites. But you have to be prepared going into it. If you start a 'so bad it's good' film wanting something decent, you'll be disappointed. If you go in planning to enjoy the terrible, ridiculous, and ridiculous and/or banality, you'll probably enjoy it. If that's your thing.

    My favorites of this genre are 'Hobo with a shotgun', 'Dead Snow' (sequel is actually good), and 'rubber'.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Oh Rubber, what a wonderfully introduction to weirdness. Tubo kid, psychogorman, kooties, even the fortuitous one. It's nice to see movie get made that aren't made with an cookie cutter

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    I had an idea to go to events that you believe will be disappointing.

    If it is disappointing you were mentally prepared for it and can have a (respectful) laugh about it.

    But whenever something mildly exciting does happen it will hit multiple fold.

    Never convinced anyone to come with.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Madame Web was actually so fun to hate watch. Take a shot every time she opens a soda.

    SpoilerThere are two scenes where she holds a can of soda but doesn't open them. She keeps almost opening them but never quite does. It's hilarious.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Huh. 90% of the time I'm like "this is a bad movie"

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm exactly like that, but the other way around. 90 % of the movies I watch I dont enjoy. Mayhap it's just not my medium. Makes the 10 % I did enjoy realy with it tough.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Depression is one factor, but I also realized that what Hollywood thinks a "relatable" character is is very far from who I am as a person.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Right?!? Another thing is that plot lines are reused a lot. Often movies feel so very shallow and to me.

    The most recent movie I likes a lot was "Everything Everywhere All at Once". That felt like something unique to me.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Film is a medium that is truly coming to its technical maturity while also being at or near the absolute height of our artistic powers as a civilization. That's why it really sucks that at that same moment, studios are more risk-adverse and money driven than ever.

    I didn't want to be a film snob, but I feel like I have to go indie these days to see anything worth my time.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Same thing with video games. I mainly play indie games and if you combined the budget and staff of all of them, it still wouldn't come close to the budget and staff of a AAA game. So much more creativity is allowed thought. A single vision rather then a design by committee.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Where are you getting your movies? Very few people are just raw-dogging random titles off a database. You mean you kinda enjoyed the movie that the Netflix algorithm showed you? Funny enough, I had almost this exact same argument with a friend the other day about how she "doesn't believe there's any bad movies."

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    Velocipastor, The Brain From Planet Arous, Nude Nuns With Big Guns were all truly atrocious movies that were at one time part of the netflix catalog. Highly recommend all three for bad movie lovers.

    And if they hate their friend, the star wars holiday special. That shit is just truly unwatchable.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago*

    Mortal Kombat Annihilation close up shots flips into your tv. The Director: More flips! Tighter shots! Flip! No continuity on haircuts or story or even muddy clothes. Just flip. Somersault! Get some ninjas in here with the flipping!

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Critical thinking is an endangered practice.

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