I certainly don't. Picked a Volvo over Tesla. Actually the Tesla was far down on my list of brands. I had already heard the manufacturing quality of Teslas was atrocious. The Nazism was just the last straw/beam.

I have a colleague with a Tesla, and his towbar just fell right off when he was trying to tow a trailer. It just came right off. Well within weight limits as well.

Tesla wouldn't touch it. Dealership refers to Tesla upstream. Local mechanics can't do anything.

I said hell naw.

Also them removing radar, which while having its own flaws (as does LIDAR), is a great compliment to cameras and is the industry standard for a reason.

In Finland, about 50% of Tesla Model 3s fail their 4-year inspection.

https://yle.fi/a/74-20184982 (the article is in Finnish)

Actually, the way I understand it, he won't be getting it if things continue to go south for Tesla.

Goals for Musk over the next decade include the company's delivering 20 million vehicles, having 1 million robotaxis in operation, selling 1 million robots and earning as much as $400 billion in core profit. But in order for him to get paid, Tesla's stock value has to rise in tandem, first to $2 trillion from the current $1.5 trillion, and all the way to $8.5 trillion.

Achieving each step - an operational goal and a valuation milestone - awards Musk 1% of stock. So the plan could still hand Musk tens of billions of dollars even if he falls short of most of its ambitious targets.

If Musk hits all of them, he would be eligible for 12% in stock, or about $1 trillion.

https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/tesla-shareholders-approve-878-billion-pay-plan-elon-musk-2025-11-06/

It's not a completely dumb plan by the investors to keep him focused on the company, but certainly is bonkers renumeration and wild direction.

Personally, I think their investments will be safer with him waaay away from Tesla, rather than concocting hail-mary schemes to drive an already severely inflated stock to even more inflated valuations.

But hey, I don't invest in shares, so what do I know, and what do I care about theze bozos.

Europeans are cruel. No sympathy for a simple man and his botched penis.

He thrown so much heart, no I feel an urge to conquer Poland

Tesla stock price is pure bullshit.

Investors and fund managers know damned well they're holding a swelling water balloon. As with the AI bubble, they're trying to ride the tiger and bail at the last minute. Problem with riding a tiger is you can't really get off without getting chewed up, hence the saying.

Yeah my first read of the headline got into my brain as "Tesla stock tumbles nearly 50% in October" which made a lot of sense.

The few 25 plates I've seen in the UK are almost always driven by middle aged south Asian men who are probably unaware of the connotations

Douches gotta douche. Leon still has a strong fanclub.

100% too high!

But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.

1. The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway

A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.

2. The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative

A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.

3. The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide

A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.

4. The Self-Petting Zoo

A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:

The Comfort Cow™

The Encouragement Goat™

5. The Great Global Slushy Pipeline

An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.