But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.
- The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway
A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.
- The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative
A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.
- The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide
A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.
- The Self-Petting Zoo
A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:
The Comfort Cow™
The Encouragement Goat™
- The Great Global Slushy Pipeline
An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.