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[–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

10 months of massive sales declines in a market that's flocking to EVs. And their share price doubles in that period of time. Totally rational.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    But now that his PP no work, he can concentrate his Super Genius on the next big thing.

    1. The Intercontinental Squirrel Highway

    A $400-billion network of tiny suspension bridges, zip-lines, and roundabouts allowing squirrels to travel from Vancouver to Miami without ever touching the ground.

    1. The Global Cloud-Shaping Initiative

    A trillion-dollar orbital laser array whose sole purpose is to sculpt clouds into nicer shapes—dragons on Mondays, inspirational thumbs-up on Fridays.

    1. The Moon-to-Earth Water Slide

    A 384,000-km water slide starting on the Moon and ending in Bermuda.

    1. The Self-Petting Zoo

    A $75-billion facility where robotic animals pet you. Features include:

    The Comfort Cow™

    The Encouragement Goat™

    1. The Great Global Slushy Pipeline

    An insulated pipeline system transporting free slushies to every city on Earth.

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