I think the meme is saying that if you know your job is bullshit, you obfuscate what you do behind a thick layer of corpospeak.

In the OP, all the speech bubbles are answers to "What do you do at your job?" I challenge you to try again with that in mind

Nice to see you here Mr. President.

Ah, it's nice to meet another fellow customer service rep.

1. I
2. Am
3. A
4. Fucking
5. Idiot

It doesn't fit

Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:

Telemarketing: I sell stuff.

Corporare lawyer: I explain law.

Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors

Compliance officer: I check compliance.

You do math.

I jack lumber.

I fell trees!

you can use "fell" as a transitive verb. it's a little archaic but sounds cozy.

I make problems

I generate bugs.

Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to "real manly jobs".

This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.

I'm pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who's a fisher.

Maybe don't.

Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.

So you're the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!

You are the firmware?

You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭

The requirements said three words, that's how know you're a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.

You just successfully described 95% of modern office jobs

Same. I don’t work because I like my stupid ass job. I work because I like everything outside my job and some of these things are in dire need of being financed.

I guide people

Why is everyone always annoyed at managers?

Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol

Almost everybody??

When I first saw this (maybe years ago), it was posted on sites to mock this thinking.

Yeah, someone believes it to have made this. But yeah, that person sucks.

Agreed, but I refuse to extend that acceptance to most consultants.

Yeah I really don't like the "blue collar good tech bad" undertone here

Yes, our society makes lots of bullshit jobs. That's because capitalism can only keep people employed by creating bullshit jobs, and unemployed people are six missed meals away from revolution

Couldn't be further from reality. Capitalist firms actively hire the least amount of people possible, because if they can get away with equal production and lower number of employees, that means higher profit.

Capitalism is actually the only system in human history with unemployment: it wasn't a thing in hunter-gatherer society, it wasn't a thing in early agricultural societies, it wasn't a thing during the times of slavery, it wasn't a thing during feudalism, and it hasn't been a thing in any communist nation such as Cuba or the USSR (both guaranteeing jobs to every citizen as a right, and the latter having 10% of all positions vacant from 1970 onward).

Capitalism maintains an unemployed sector of the population because:

1. Employing more workers costs more money to firms

2. Having high unemployment decreases wages, improving profits of firms

3. Having a pool of unemployed people allows firms to spawn, grow and mutate without difficulty of finding workers to do so.