Shit, you're saying I should've grown out of that?!

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Writing this from one as we speak! (Jolla Phone 2026)

😭 I wish I was good enough in music to do that

I have a wireless mouse from work that I use occasionally with zero complains (I think a Logitech G502), but as a trackball enthusiast I'd be remiss not to ask if you've considered one.

When set up properly, a trackball is the more ergonomic option, and for me more satisfying and accurate to use. All the disadvantages of a wired mouse disappear with a wired trackball (well, aside from the visible cable).

I have a CST L-Trac with some custom mods and it's one of my favorite peripherals that I own, aside from my two self-built ergonomic mechanical keyboards.

EDIT: Just noticed that you need it for gaming and I'll concede that for that it's harder to justify as there is a learning curve when using for e.g. FPSes. But I'll leave my comment up, perhaps it will plant some seeds in other minds 😉

It's because I have a strong sense of justice and I don't like exploiting people, in contrast to the rich

Oh and also because meritocracy is a lie

ESL here, it has always been the same as "Lady Dee". Thinking about it as "Lady Dye" is blowing my mind.

Note, Diana is pronounced as Dee-Ya-Na in my mother tongue, perhaps that's why it feels more natural

We're also technically eating their peepees.

Toys'R'❌

If I fits, I sits.

If I don't, I break the brics.

Piss in the microwave...

Does bro's household not have a toilet?