You forgot about him jerking to images of uniformed officers

He gets blacked out, and he screws up again. Because he'll never learn to stay down.

Piss in the microwave...

Man I miss Colbert's late show ...

But what do the songs he sings remind him of?

When it comes to ammo we as a society have on all these fuckers by now, 'he drinks' is pretty much the weakest one.

This chart is ridiculous.

Sec WAR spends at least 30% of his day snorting huge rails off his desk, the back toilets, and prostitutes' boners

Crazy how I read all that in the pacing of Tubthumping.

Millions of enlisted folk have made “drink hard Monday, sweat it out Tuesday morning PT run” work every day for years and don’t leak classified info, booze is not the reason Pete is a shitbag

you forgetting investigates mens testorerone levela nd ball size.

I feel like a leak investigation of that size mist be due after all that drinking...

The testosterone shot

Interesting way to spell "advance the proletarian cause by sabotaging the forces of bourgeois capitalism."