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[–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Anybody who goes to the USA for tourism these days frankly deserves what they get. It's not as if we don't have six months of ever-increasing US shitfuckery to warn us!

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  • [–] [S] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    Every unreasonable demand coming from mango mussolini’s people makes me laugh!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I fear the day you’ll have to stop laughing too.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Having a strict policy of never setting foot on US soil does wonders for not having to worry about Trump's latest brain fart.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Until they come for you too.

    Just ask Iran, Groenland, Canada…

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They haven't come for us in Canada yet, and in fact are in the "finding out" phase of the lesson in why they shouldn't.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We have an army of beavers, cobra chickens, and mad rabbits.

    Why do rabbits matter? Ask Napoleon: A Brief Moment of History: When Napoleon Took on Rabbits

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    We also have people effectively indistinguishable from them which would make us invisible in the war of resistance, allowing operations deep behind enemy lines.

    Keep in mind the USA couldn't win a war with people who looked very different from them. Oh, wait. That doesn't narrow it down very much at all. I mean I could be talking about Vietnam here. Or Somalia. Or Pakistan. Or Afghanistan. Or ...

    Whichever I meant, though, the USA has consistently shown its inability to hold territory even when "us vs. them" was pretty clear to establish. What chance do you think they'll have when faced with people who look and talk just like them?

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    What happens if you don't have social media?

    Or like you just change your public name when you travel?

    Or like say you don't? I have this feeling these people don't actually give two shits to go find out if you lied about that or not

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)
  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Obviously they'll just search for the username in their "metadata only" database to check if you were lying. It's just like taxes: they know about everything already, they just want to check if you're honest or can add another datapoint to hang you with.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    If they can figure that out, they won't be asking first, they'll come for you in the night when it's easy and you are asleep

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If that were true, why do we need to declare taxes? Why wouldn't they just come for people who they know are breaking the law?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Because they don't know all the idiosyncracies of your return, but they can find a lot of it really easily, and why you need to justify why you might qualify for x rebate on y amount. You also don't owe your tax until it's due, as many contractors and businesses pay their total tax at one time and not spread out like us plebs do, so filing a return just became the default for everyone.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    If you pay wrong amount, they mail you the amount you owe.

    Why bother? Because you aren't thinking of the middle man!

    Also if you're wealthy and can afford great lawyers you can save a good amount more because IRS won't bother.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Lol no

    Unenforceable

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    It's been like this for ages in Mexico. They also take your biometrics, BTW.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I wonder how they will treat people who don't have social media accounts?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    It's for F, M, and J visas, not tourists. F visas are for academic students, M is for vocational/non-academic study, and J is for work/study programs. None of them are for immigration.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As a tourist applying for USA visa waiver they wanted social media username/links. But they only had slots for Facebook, twitter, Instagram and LinkedIn. Apparently fediverse hasn't hit their radar.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    No Facebook since 2016. No Twitter since ... I want to say 2021? It was sometime after the COVID-19 blow-up, fairly soon afterward. Never had Instagram or LinkedIn.

    I guess I get bounced.

    No, wait! They can't bounce me! I swore off setting foot on US soil ever again in 1999.

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