America is such a fucking joke it's no longer funny. I wish we could isolate the rest of the world from your madness but unfortunately we can't.

lmao, their tourism is going to shrivel and die so fast

Here officer my username is ifuckyourmum69

Seriously, what’s the advantage of having social media? Just seems like a liability with every account.

They want to stay by themselves? That's fine by me. But then they should also stop exporting their Hollywood and streaming turds (as well as their shit food). That would only be fair. And maybe also stop behaving like if they owned the entire planet?

Of course, how would they know if you don't list any? Oh, that's right, PRISM. Fully expect that people who don't have social media accounts to get accused of having them simply because someone else shares the same name and did say First Amendment protected stuff, like Donald Trump is a terrible fucking president and should be impeached.

Sorry person with the last name Erdude. I guess you aren't getting into the US now.

Sure why not, since my name is Anthony O'Neill. You can find my short form username: Anon.

What could they find? I bet I'm save.

This is kind of stupid. I don't even remember social media tags I've used. Who would want to go through this shit to get into redneckville?

in other news, the market price of hacked credentials for MAGA-friendly social media accounts:

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What if you don't have social media accounts?

Lol I don't even remember most of my previous handles. If amnesia isn't a valid defense I'm never getting into the USA. Then again, I have no reason to visit shithole countries in the first place.

This is stupid. This will not stop spies and terrorists, they will just create fake accounts. This will only hurt legitimate immigrants.

Good thing I delete that crap 10+ years ago. Enjoy the shitty data and memes!

Lol, now even the dumbest asshole should understand that they should cancle their US vacation...

My US visa officer: what do you mean you did not have 'social' media accounts in 5 years? No, these weird sites don't count. Underground terrorist? Straight to gulag.

I legitimately do not, and have never had, any of the usual social media. This lemm.ee account is the only one I have, and that's closing down soon.

However I would also never visit the us. So it's all a win/win for me.

Well, that’s one more reason to never come to the USA again

Ideologically unaligned visitors need not apply. Got to keep America pure, without the pesky freedom of subversive thought.

I mean they make you sign away your rights and tell them if you’ve ever been affiliated with any one who was in or if you joined a communist party. So this is just another layer on the shit cake.

Holy crap. How is this even real?

"I don't use social media"

Who TF wants to set foot in that shithole banana republic anyway?
Stuff your visa, and return the favor and stay TF out of other people's countries.
That would be a welcome change.

I can wait for @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to share those moths post for his embassy appointment

I barely remember this username and I'm looking at it every time I post something.

Going there with a crappy handwritten letter including all 40’000 throw-away users I ever created

/s

Good luck. NYS couldn't even keep track of this requirement just for CCW permits.

Oh no, I might have to lie to the government

Does Lemmy count?

But sir, the form only has space for four!