You will become unrecognizable.

Pro-tip: Sodium Hydroxide would be even higher pH at equal concentrations.

I can also recommend to drink with the highest pH possible. I mean, pH 14 is only double the amount of pH 7, right guys?

ACV is great for muscle cramps, though.

I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.

14.1 would be ideal.

Yeah I should also start meditating

Yeah that's the kidney stone prevention. Almost no colour is correct iirc.

There's two possibilities here: either you were already getting proper hydration from food (fruit, vegetables, soups, stews etc all have a bunch of water), or you weren't getting proper hydration from drinking water. The latter could be because you lack electrolytes (you can buy em as a powder and add to your water), or you weren't spacing out your drinking properly. You can only absorb so much water at once (about 250ml every quarter hour at most). Sipping slowly all day is key, chugging a lot at once isn't going to benefit you much(unless you're trying to fight a urinary tract issue like kidney stones or sometimes a UTI).

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Can confirm, have takeny concerta, skipped most of it to look for the joke and only read the second from last one properly. Efficient humor consumption.

Is bleach a form of water?

Don’t give up, that just means you gotta practice. Maybe start with a child, their skin is softer and easier to manipulate.

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again.

At least your face wouldn't burn

You could, but that might come with some side effects.

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It’s your road to growth. If you can do it all except the sugar you are still doing better than you were before.

You can always tackle the sugar problem down the road when you’re ready to.

Very strict. No sugar and no sugar derivatives. Zero carbs. Zero fiber. You must sustain yourself on pure fat and protein powder.