Let them eat urinal cake

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[–] 154 points 1 year ago (18 children)

So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    I think that's a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago* (11 children)

    Not really impressive, actually. It's just recency bias as I'm looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.)

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It's so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model.

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    It takes a while to test run that many.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I don't know about your experience, but home Depot gets angry every time I've tried a new one.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    So, I started a bunch of responses about putting toilets/sinks that HD sells in their washrooms to try to advertise them, but there's a bunch of reasons why the industrial models work much better in those situations.

    Then, it dawned on me... Ikea should open a hotel.

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The toilet's right next to a low window...

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    Dictator Chic.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…

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  • I mean, 3 years could be most or all of the time he has left. Not to say I have any certainty that he will, or that he won't, leave the White House when his time is up. You never know what's just him trolling to distract from the Epstein files, though.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Gold look good in many places.

    Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?

    Trump in bed with Satan

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Damn..Graceland isn't even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.

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  • Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.

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  • Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago
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    Hey, relax guy! Take a rest!

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    The Lincoln toilet looks tasteless and ugly as fuck! With all the money Orange Shitler has, he can't even hire a good designer? Urghh 🤮

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Y'know, there's blinds you can get that come up from the bottom to take care of that awkward placement so near the window. Let in the sky without mooning the tourists.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    He is just too poor to have a golden toilet

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  • Donald Trump taste in everything is a reflection of him: concerned 100% with what he THINKS a rich and powerful person has and looks likes, as well as the superficial and gaudy displays of wealth that historically have garnered nothing but contempt from everyone.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Looie Buitton Bidet!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Game recognise Game.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Obvious fake news

    1. Toilet is obviously an off the rack, lacks capacity for Trumps ass in both size and structural capacity.

    2. No XXXL diaper changing station.

    3. It's not tacky enough for the twice-impeached, court-adjudicated rapist with 34 felony counts, Donald J Trump.

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