So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That's actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
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The toilet's right next to a low window...
Saddam had a bidet, huh.
The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer...it's amazing
It looks tacky, nonce has no taste.
Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.
Gold look good in many places.
Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures
I bet that floor is slippery as hell when it gets wet.
You know what I love in a bathroom? all my stuff on display on the wall and shit fucking lighting, great work ding dongs
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
Also it's way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass
Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can't install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?
Sorry, but they really named a bathroom after Lincoln? I'm not sure how much of an honor that is tbh.
It's where you drop off your Lincoln Logs.
They named a bedroom after Lincoln, and as far as I know it has an attached bathroom.
This quote could be placed there on the wall in more than one sense:

Shame he won't even use the damn thing. He'll just continue using his diapers.
Trump will piss all over everything he can, just like a dog until he is removed from life or power.
Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
The Lincoln toilet looks tasteless and ugly as fuck! With all the money Orange Shitler has, he can't even hire a good designer? Urghh 🤮
Y'know, there's blinds you can get that come up from the bottom to take care of that awkward placement so near the window. Let in the sky without mooning the tourists.
Donald Trump taste in everything is a reflection of him: concerned 100% with what he THINKS a rich and powerful person has and looks likes, as well as the superficial and gaudy displays of wealth that historically have garnered nothing but contempt from everyone.
Obvious fake news
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Toilet is obviously an off the rack, lacks capacity for Trumps ass in both size and structural capacity.
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No XXXL diaper changing station.
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It's not tacky enough for the twice-impeached, court-adjudicated rapist with 34 felony counts, Donald J Trump.

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