Why would I fight? I'll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

GWAR has entered the chat.

War is Peace. Freedom is slavery.
And now for your Five Minute Hate.

That line sounds like it was written directly by Netanyahu himself.

"We had to destroy the village in order to save it."

Comical is... A word. I'm not even a smoker, but I feel like a cigarette and some liqueur.

I'm so fucking tired...

A perfect presentation of American thinking.

" we bomb you to have peace with you"

We come in peace

^shoot to kill^

He really wants that Nobel Prize Obama got for waging 13 wars so he have to up the game.

This was new to me, but confirmed true by Snopes

Wanna take a trip to the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum and liberate this banner for the memes?

The peace of the grave.

They're too busy changing their pants after their wishes finally came true

In 2001 when The US authorized use of force on Al-Qaeda that, along with The 1973 war powers resolution gave the president (as in the position of president, not just Bush) unlimited ability to bomb anyone loosely associated with Al-Qaeda in perpetuity.

It's what allowed Bush, then Obama, then Trump, and then Biden, and now Trump again, to use the military as they see fit for performing military operations against basically any state and group in the middle east.

https://pressgallery.house.gov/member-data/party-breakdown

220 Republicans

212 Democrats

To be fair, Iran wants a nuke down the line, and civilian uranium enrichment is a huge stepping stone. There’s lots of technical alternatives they could pursue if they really just want civilian power.

…And that’s kinda understandable. They have a neighbor that randomly bombs their civilians.

Fuck it, let them have one.

Heck, they should get a tiny bit of old Soviet+US stock in some kind of international deal, so they have credible deterrence with the guaranteed stability+security mechanisms (and oversight?) of their weapons.

(To be more specific, Cold War nukes typically have elaborate tiggers and failsafes meant to stop unauthorized parties from detonating them with any nuclear yield, and the old school Soviet and US systems are pretty good. Better for them to have that than an “insecure” home cooked design they waste money on, like the North Koreans allegedly have, IMO. On top of that, they’d have “known” detonation signatures, so if they ever go off everyone would know it’s Iran (defeating the fear of them “losing” a nuke to another party, or a false flag op against Iran)).

I mean, most of it is enriching, by the sound of it, and they've been doing that far beyond any civilian application. As a negotiating tactic, to date, per America's own intelligence.

Draft dodging chickenshit obey his Israeli master.

It wasn't before already?

Soy Right, at it again

This comment is already 60% of the way to being a Conksat post

He’s used that sign off on a couple other messages. It is such an odd change of tone.

Makes me think it’s some weird manipulation tactic, or like the 17th time he says it it’s a code word to dismantle Congress or some shit.

He most likely didn't type this

Iran would be perfectly within their rights to assassinate various US government officials. After all, that's exactly what the US and Israel have been doing in Iran.

I think it'll require digging a trench for baby boomers

I know you meant that this could escalate to a long war that your child may eventually be drafted into, but my initial mental image was a battalion of toddlers each carrying a Fisher Price branded "Baby's First Assault Rifle".

I don't see ww3 taking long enough for that to happen, take that for what it's worth.

nOw iS tHE tiMe foR pEaCe

Give bombs a chance, buddy.

Unfortunately the liberals scared all the cities from gun ownership...

The Americans who have a problem with this administration and are also gun owners are unfortunately rather few in numbers.

Yo what

So much freaking parking space, what a waste.

This community is in trouble. America bombed and colonized my country. But I said it’s time America gets to feel war at home, instead of just dropping bombings on brown countries and i got my comments removed, like this one probably will be.

If you can criticize Israel, Iran, Russia, but not the U.S, you know this community is screwed. Im indigenous/Latino and I’m getting banned for saying the U.S deserves what’s coming