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Trump announces that the USA has bombed Iranian nuclear sites. (lemmy.ml)
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[–] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Why would I fight? I'll just dodge the draft and fasttrack my presidential campaign.

My platform is ABWA: America Becomes West Again. Everyone does horses, cowboy hats, and guns again. You wanna travel further than 3 towns over? Train.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Please also make it wild as well, I really liked west world and that animation where Johnny depp is a chameleon in case you want some examples of what I'd vote for.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    All US Marshalls will be androids, so you feel ok shooting them while living as an outlaw.

    You will need a Bachelor's in some liberal arts degree to qualify for the outlaw profession. Outlaws pay taxes only every other year, and are categorized as "self-employed" so you have to track your own taxes.

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