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[–] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In a war, you will:

  1. Dig a hole (trench)
  2. Have a final stand
  3. Slowly bleed to death

See, that's why war happens, folks!!!

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I see a disturbing lack of "building stuff"

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)
    • "surviving in a post apocalyptic world"
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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    If anyone reading is actually fantasizing about this, I would suggest merely trying to go a week on half the usual amount of food and sleep, and no lotion or lip balm. See how tough you feel then.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No electricity or running water gets old fast.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Me, skipping meals (forgot to eat), already sleeping half the amount you're supposed to (insomnia), not using lotion or lip balm (they're in the bathroom somewhere):

    I'm about to dominate the end of the world.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    Digging a hole with my 10-yo son was the only work he didn't bitch about last summer.

    Used to hate digging, but now I'm in NW Florida where there's 2" of topsoil, sandy clay all the way to China. Only thing stopping a man is how fast he can sling it out of the hole.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    No notes. 💯

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago*

    THERE. ARE. 4. TYPES.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    ...Keep looking. I don't see "analyze the phase delay of all my 16 pole-mixing LTI filter variations and use regression fitting to compute frequency compensation coefficients for accurate pitch waveguide audio synthesis" on the list yet.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I see no mention of stick. Incomplete

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    One of the reasons dude love wizards is that they all carry really really cool sticks.

    It's also why women tend to like Harry Potter more than men. No one has really cool sticks. They just have tiny little wands.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I understand all except bleeding to death in a snow covered field.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Action movie trope, first that comes to mind is Bladerunner 2049.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Hey, digging a hole goes beyond masculinity! It's one of the few things that hasn't changed with my transition, if there's a hole to be dug, throw me a shovel.

    Actually, the more I think on this as someone who wants bottom surgery, I think this compulsion may go even deeper...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What about boobs? Have they become unfashionable nowadays?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    I was about to comment with a bunch of other fantasies but then I remembered I'm not a man

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)
    • Megalomaniacal takeover of the world that ends with you being universally hated or basically being the maid for all humanity so you restart the fantasy because that ending sucks but the building cool shit and dramatic destruction of bad people / systems is fulfilling
    • Thinking about living in a world where you can make cool science that won’t immediately be weaponized and instead will have fascinating impacts on society
    • Exploring space
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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Idk who would go out bleeding in snow but I definitely would go dig holes! 😁🪏

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Wait, there’s a good ol’ fashioned hole diggin’?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    I hadn't the slightest inclination to dig until I needed to plant a tree & bought my first shovel: unexpectedly satisfying.

    Dogs make more sense now.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Fight in a desperate stand aganst all odds to find a hole who bleed and digging in it.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    You forgot having an entire room dedicated to model trains

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Replace trains with Gundams and would definitely be one of mine.

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  • Pretty sure that middle one isn't gendered.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Only 3 types? Nahh

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Forgot sailing across the ocean on old wooden ship

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Oh hell no. I toured an authentic recreation of La Niña. It's so small as to be terrifying. People had to sleep on the deck so the more valuable animals got the hold. Don't have the cojones to get out of site of land on that toy boat.

    NOTE: Doesn't look as small in those pics as it feels IRL.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    There's a replica of a ship called Duyfken that the Dutch used to sail from Dutchland to Western Australia (a very long way, journey takes like a year) and it's tiny. I'd throw myself overboard within a week.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Am I weird if mine are different?

    • Getting a transgender autistic puppygirl as a GF.
    • Defeating fascism (may include the "desperate last odds" part).
    • Writing code in a relatively obscure language its creators hoped could replace C and C++.
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    It's not inaccurate...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Guess I am not a male. None of these sound like a good time. Unless the hole being dug is my butthole.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    mine is just sitting in a chair with a laptop, coffee, and vape. thats my fanta...oh wait i do that every day.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I just had the stupidest showerthought, fanta the soda was invented by cutting the word fantasy? Or maybe fantastic? I'm probably stupid, I never figured, just thought fanta was like a made up name. Thanks random internet person.

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