They don’t have Nobel Prizes for shitting your pants.

Maybe he should shoot for something more attainable for someone of his capability, like a Darwin award

He doesn't understand how anything works. You can question his intelligence, and there's the dementia, but most of all, it's his ignorance that stands out.

His mouth looks like an asshole and it always spews shit

HOW MANY WARS DO I HAVE TO START TO GET A DAMN PEACE PRIZE.

He could try running the Russians out of Ukraine, stop Israel genociding and restarting USAID in Sudan, saving millions of lifes. There are many projects he could take on. But he is not even trying. It's difficult, i know. But if you want a medal; you need to at least participate.

God it fucking burns him so bad that Obama got one and he didn't.

Obama didn't even deserve a peace prize, the guy did more drone strikes than Bush, but just for the fact that it upsets Trump so much I say they should give him another one.

He's such an ideal Bond villain. Unfortunately there was never a Bond film featuring the villain being a president because no one could imagine something so outlandishly heinous. Speaks to the quality of this timeline.

I've heard that the Nobel people were thinking about giving Trump one in two weeks ... but they are going to wait until the last second to decide.

I hope he lives just long enough for them to give a Nobel prize to whoever fixes the humanitarian nightmares he's creating. He deserves to see all his bullshit unravel in front of him.

Demented rapist says he deserves five Nobel prizes. 34% of the country cheers.

Remember.

Trump is obsessed with Nobel prizes, because Obama got one.. and Trump is a small, tiny, jealous, insecure little man with an YUGE inferiority complex.

This is an opportunity. Somebody needs to tell him that pulling the leash on Israel would guarantee the prize. We could have a parade at the awards ceremony. Red carpet, real celebrities, and everything.

It would still only be the second most embarrassing Peace Prize given to a sitting president.

Cry more, dickhead.

TIL that, to Trump, Henry Kissinger was a liberal.

the only way that fucking idiot should get one is if he jumped into a wood chipper and amid the global celebration, a sustainable peace broke out.

He should win the opposite of a Nobel Prize. Like how the razzies (which he has won a few of) are the opposite of oscars.

Unfortunately, they don't hand them out for being the biggest dipshit around. He would have won way more than five by now if that was the case.

"I deserve all the Nobel prizes in a most bigly way! Literature, Art Of The Deal is a masterpiece! Very good. Math and economics, I knew exactly how much to borrow from the Saudis! Frankly I'm very smart. Physics, medicine, who needs that woke crap? Bleach cures everything! I'm pretty sure I'm the greatest man who ever lived. All real Americans think the Nobel Prize should just be called the Trump Prize, believe me."

Ignoble oxygen thief.

Shut up, Donald.

....in the same news cycle that he is bombing Iran he's bitching like a little bitch about not having won the Nobel Peace Prize?

Delusional.

Maybe he should become more liberal then. Be better than whatever the fuck he is now

In some situations, it's hard to tell if correlation indicates causation. Why the right wing doesn't win Nobel peace prizes is not one of them.

Maybe they'll launch a new Nobel Prize in Grift.

They don’t give Nobel prizes to dumb motherfuckers

He doesn't even deserve one.

This petty whiner.

I would like a Nobel Prize awarded to AOC...for sending the backers of Project 2025 to Nuremberg, a second one for a Great New Deal, a third for a Renewed Bill of Rights, a 4th for funding a Neo-NHS that implements universal healthcare, and a fifth Nobel for killing capitalism as we know it. Maybe a sixth, for destroying the Klan and dismantling existing American Police with a wholely new institution without any members from their ICE predecessors.