Naturally, it’s Ankylosaurus. Just look at this armoured tactical turtle and tell me you do not love this silly little guy!

Just wanting to eat his plants. Wanna gnaw on him? Tough luck, it hurts and you cannot crack that shell. Also, he will fucking break your kneecaps with his built-in hammer while you’re bothering him.

Spirit animal.

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[–] 31 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Therazinosaurus. What even is this thing? Look at this big pokey boi:

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    I grew up with this even weirder reconstruction:

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Tickle chicken!! This guy is my favorite second only to true dilophosaur which was much larger than the Jurassic park depiction and probably didn't have the frill or acid spit because it was the largest predator in it's area.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Camarasaurus, because I found a tooth of one while volunteering on a dig site

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    Camarasaurus has large teeth for a Sauropod. They are like little shovels. This one was worn down quite a bit, so the Paelo on site said it was likely an older adult:


    You can see a skull of one here for reference:

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That skull looks like a cockpit. Is it missing pieces? Seems like it would not protect well.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Full skulls from Saurpods are fairly rare, since they are so fragile. They are huge animals though. Camarasaurus was much taller than the largest predator at the time (Allosaurus). They were up to like 70 feet long, and 30ish tons. Allosaurus was 30 feet long (still long), but only 2-3 tons. A full grown Camarasaurus would probably just fine. Young ones would be very vulnerable (but they did grow SUPER fast compared to mammals)

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Triceratops. The only thing wrong with rhinos are that they have too few horns and not enough armor plating.

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I like the triceratops. Having three pointy bits makes it 50% more awesome than rhinos.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Quetzalcoatlus. Technically it isn't a dinosaur but that makes it - and me accordingly - even more special.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Pachycephalosaurus the thick headed one

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    The head knocking matches those things must have had within their species would have been insane! Like goats, only like, a hundred goats per goat.

    Edit: Apparently, they were not that big, so maybe only like two handfuls of goats. Which is still a lot of goats.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Spinosaurus.

    Because it stymies paleontologists seemingly every time one of them tries to figure it out.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I have a few.

    By far the frontrunner is Parasaurolophus. Hadrosaurs are cool, Lambeosaurid Hadrosaurs are cooler. Not to besmirch my boy Edmontosaurus tho. The biggest Hadrosaur is also on my list.

    I am also a big fan of the Borealopelta. This is a Nodosaurid Ankylosaur, meaning it has shoulder spikes instead of a tail club. I like this guy because of the story of its discovery, as well as the fantastic display at the Royal Tyrrell Museum. Also helps that it's the most intact armored dino ever found.

    Finally there is the Regaliceratops. Like a Triceratops, but with a super fun crown!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yes! I have always loved the parasaurolophus!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    At this moment it is the stegosaurus. The tiny ass head, huge plates down the back, thunder thighs, and thagomizer named by a cartoonist is just awesome sauce.

    Plus there are more millions of years between the stegosaurus and the tyrannosaurus than between the tyrannosaurus and humans.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Chicken ofc 🍗

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Stegosaurus. Cant beat the classic. Though Iguanodon is close second.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There is a company called Stego Industries that has a Stegosaurus as their logo. Sounds cool, right? Wrong! They are awful. They make plastic liners that go below concrete slabs, so under the whole building. STEGOSAURUS MEANS ROOF LIZARD!!! The only construction product worthy of the Stego name should be shingles >:[

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    You gave the correct answer. Done.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago*

    Fantail. It is pretty cute.

    birb (Fantail)

    If it has to be extinct, then Deinonychus. It is like the Velociraptor, but is actually big enough to mean business.

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    Protoceratops because I am completely convinced they would be cool hanging out on the couch, playing fetch, and otherwise acting like a dinosaur house pet.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Technically not a dinosaur but a Pterosaur, but still, Quetzalcoatlus https://dino.fandom.com/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus.

    Would make my morning commute way more fun.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Quetzalcoatlus gets my vote as scariest creature to have ever lived. If one landed in my yard and saw me through the window, decided it wanted in, it is getting in.

    I could maybe prevail with the 12-gauge sitting here, but I wouldn't bet on it. By the time I got over the shock of seeing it, the thing would crash it's head through my front window and snatch me. Betting one could hammer through the roof given a couple of minutes.

    Outdoors? Pretty much zero hope. Long beak, flies, moves fast, morals of a seagull? Yikes.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Just discovered postosuchus, which is a bipedal croc and as an Aussie I'm obliged to love crocodiles. What? It isn't a dinosaur?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Postosuchus is terrifying. Imagine a 20 ft (6 m) alligator with long legs that can run long distances. They think it might have even run upright on its hind legs. Alas, not a dinosaur

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    As a fellow suchus enjoyed may I introduce the quinkana, a land crocodile that chased land mammals, would have lived along side komodo dragons and would've been seen by indigenous Australians

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    When I was a kid I really liked allosaurus. Everyone knew and liked tyrannosaurus, which made him too mainstream. I also had a book with really cool visualisation of allosaurus which helped me to prefer this bad mf.

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    The lad with the thagomizer. Because of the thagomizer.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Hell yeah, Ankylosaurus! That little doom wagon has been my favorite since I was a little kid!

    Really surprised to see that he inspired the post to begin with, as most people don't know what it is!

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    Heck yeah! Borealopelta in the house!!!! Have you seen this in person? I was thoroughly intimidated! It was like looking at a dragon or something. So cool!

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have not been up to Alberta yet. I've been wanting to take my son

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The Tyrrell has some fantastic displays! Their Tyrannosaur section really makes you empathize with the Jurassic Park lawyer. Black Beauty is particularly magnificent. I highly recommend the town of Drumheller as well. Lots of wacky dino statues around town. They lean heavily into the motif.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It is so INSANE they found this. Just the astronomical odds of everything coming together like that...

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  • Sauropods because BIG

    But really, I mean look at those things!! They traveled together in herds and the size of them meant that as they walked, the strata of the earth was fucking shuffled. How cool is that?????

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Ankylosaurus is a strong contender. Really strong contender. But stegosaurus is still MVP.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The little tiny raptor things. I don't remember what they're called.

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    enanthiornes, the "opposite birds" that are not related to the birds as we know it.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    The peregrine falcon. Because it’s the fastest animal (that we know of)!

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    I have this feeling that Michael Crichton, the author of Jurassic park, fucking hated the Stegosaurus. Every time it comes up in the book he shit talks it relentlessly for being stupid, clumsy, and wholly incapable of self preservation.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm younger than he would be and we were taught that stegosaurs were so dumb they had to have a second brain in their spine to run their ass end.

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    [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Stegos all the way. 🥰

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Titanosaurs! 100+ feet long, 100+ tonnes. Imagine if a blue whale had legs and a long neck. And it walked around. We would be like mice to them, or insects to the largest ones.

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    I have a soft spot for two dinos because of videogames:

    • Giganotosaurus: Because Dino Crisis 2. I mean, I know that its size was greatly exaggerated, but I'll never forget how damn frightening it was when you were about to fight the T. rex and suddenly, bam!, a fucking thing twice it's size appeared and kicked its ass like it was nothing.

    • Utahraptor. Many years ago, there was a little game called "Primal Prey", where you could go back in time and hunt for dinos. I thought (again) that the T. rex would be the most frightening, but when I got to the part where you have to hunt for the Utahraptor, oh boy, I almost pissed myself because this dude appeared behind me out of nowhere and killed me in an instant. Since then I've really liked this species.

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    Euoplocephalus, because I'm a hipster.

    Honourable mention to anurognathus. Pterosaur rather than dinosaur, but so cute!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    This thread is the best booster-pack.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Apparently Pterodactyls aren't Dinosaurs :(

    Also, I think this belongs here: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2025/oct/23/dinosaurs-asteroid-struck-research

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