As a liberal Elder Scrolls fan, I had to become a social justice stealth archer.
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@rpgmemes the truth is probably that I'm a social justice commoner with an acolyte background
I too am classless, but at least my alignment is Neutral Woke
Social Justice Dungeon Master checking in.
So was luigi (allegedly) a social justice ranger
People do pick those classes, when there are riots you can see some social justice pyromancers for example.
Deep down we are all Social Justice Barbarians
Trans rights are half-orc rights!
Anyone who disagrees will experience the special ability barbarians are best known for.
Speak for yourself, I'm a Social Justice Oozemancer
Social justice bard singing protest songs
Was about to say, Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson are definitely social justice bards. Probably the Beastie Boys too, but that just feels super weird for some reason.
We need social justice thieves to steal from the rich
Ooh I am a social justice thief and agent of karma.
I used to deliver home medical equipment for a decade. Oxygen machines, hospital beds and the like.
I'd short the rich patient's supplies and give the always bitter and entitled fucks the oldest, loudest equipment, and give the extra and the nice, small, most portable and dependable equipment to the most destitute, who were always the nicest and unlike the patients in affluent towers would always offer me tips I'd always choose to decline.
When the rich fucks called to complain "their machine is too noisy" I'd always tell the management that explicitly told us to give the worst equipment to medicaid patients I gave them the best machine in my van, lol.
It wasn't much, but I'm very proud of that time in my life. Honestly I feel like I did more good in the world in that job than I did as a therapist. I made the lives of the elderly poor of the city I live in significantly easier and more manageable off the backs of the elderly wealthy, who often then went and private paid for their own brand new oxygen machines (that were the same models I'd given to their poor counterparts) anyway.
I salute you, your parenrs and yourself should be very proud. It's not always the things with the biggest monetary value attached that make the world better.
It's the little things.
When I was in undergrad, I co-led a student homeless outreach program that would go out and hand out pb&js, bananas, water, etc. every week.
I was paying for supplies for the entire program out of my own pocket, so being a broke college student, I'd take regular bananas and mark them as the overripe ones at checkout, until I got caught a few times.
Maybe that qualifies as a social justice thief?
SJ Wizard checking in
Social justice troll. Reach up from under the bridge and whack redpill incels as the try to cross.
Social justice bard here.
Ehem. I prefer social justice Rogue.
I’m a social justice druid, no doubt lol
Social justice thief is basically Robin Hood.
Social justice assassin is Luigi.
Luigi is a bard. The Man labeled him an assassin to patsy for their half-assed op. Besides, no one multis into assassin w/ one solitary kill and no relevant skill tree.
Luigi's legal team needs to use this defense.
I mean, FFS. Who hires an assassin that can make thousands so thirsty with a glance?!
Not being picked out of a line-up is a key attribute to pro assassining... Instead, this guy's got people from all genders just lining up for a chance at anything, even just in their daydreams.
Nah. The only way he's an assassin is if we're talking about how much he's gonna slay when he's out.
That boy better have gills, NGL. 😱🤪
I am a Social Justice Bardbarian.
That is not a typo. I multiclass a bard and barbarian. That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.
That is to say, I use my enemies skulls as bongos and play their ribcages like washboards and xylophones.
This would be funnier if we didn't literally need someone doing this.
Not sure how good Trump's thick-ass skull would sound. There's practically no cavity inside!
For the benefit of the underprivileged?
We probably need more social justice artificers to do SIGINT at protests and operate drones and such.
I'm pretty sure that there are a few social justice necromancers floating about.
I am definitely a social justice artificer.
Also dont feel bad OP, in early editions Clerics couldn't cast until level 2
Woah, a kobold union? How have I never seen you around before? How do we join? What are the dues like?
We've got a union hall in Sigil! Dues are usually handled by the Dungeon Steward, a percentage of the loot left behind by adventurers goes to pay for union operations.
Slaves to dragons no more!
Techno Mages spread the word of FOSS in the name of social justice.
Social Justice Tinkerer here.
Finally some recognition for the rest of us!
I can't make up my mind on whether or not a social justice thief would be based.
I used to be a social justice paladin, but then I spent several years of counterprotesting bigotry against myself to the mental health
Social Justice Warrior
Everyone hates the Tankies until they need someone to tank
If you are not playing the meta You'll never win!
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