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[–] 53 points 1 year ago

That's creepy as fuck and would guarantee I never buy that product.

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  • [–] 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Humanity could do many great things in this world with AI. Instead we are coming up with innovative new ways to give you ads. Get me out of this timeline.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I can't wait for this shit to become so pervasive that I only read paper books.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Maan, I‘d rather have proper self lacing shoes. This version of the future sucks.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Nope, nope and nope.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    These remaining DirecTV subscribers are gonna be pissed when AT&T swaps out the dial-tone on their landline for an ad stream.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Most of them are probably boomers and will be dead soon, anyway

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    does at&t still own direc tv?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I don't know. Maybe not. Last I worked with them they were still Hughes, but the ATT acquisition had been announced.

    Fun story... it once took a bit over an hour to get from their building on Imperial Hwy to the passenger terminal at LAX, and you can see LAX out the uber window on the other side of the street the entire ride. Lol.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago

    Hahaha, that's not dystopian at all, hahahaha.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Not my face. I‘m staying far away from those things. I wonder if generating personalized ads can even be profitable. Seems like a lot of effort to dish out some slop.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    It probably depends on how personalized the ads are. It should come as no surprise that targeted ads have been a thing as long as ads have existed. Coke ads during family shows, alcohol ads (you'll be cool if you use our product) on MTV, etc.

    There are already a number of algorithms to deliver one ad for a product over another, based on likely demographics. Streaming has greatly increased this, since specific demographic details are immediately and directly available when the ad is shown. I won't get the same as on Hulu that you get.

    As for generating ads on-the-fly, that seems unlikely. Few ads are fully generated at all, let alone in response to demographics or the specific viewer(s).

    There are also risks when deploying ads without vetting. Some of these viewers will be dressed as Nazis, and will happily share the video to everyone.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    How the fuck are they getting your face?

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    DirecTV's screensavers will let a user create an AI avatar of themself by scanning a QR code on the screensaver

    You are expected to volunteer your face. And interact with the ads. Because you are getting this device to watch ads. Apparently.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Haha you probably think those things in your yard are birds

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Ah yes, that’s what will get me to engage with ads all they needed to do was put my face in them.

    Business majors are so fucking stupid.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    It will engage me to turn it off.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's certainly engaged me to never, ever invest in their services. Ever.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Seriously. If I notice the ad, I avoid the product. For example, ads for native and old spice are everywhere on YouTube and super obnoxious so when I need body wash and I hit the store, my fist reaction to seeing those brands is to recall the negative emotions I felt from the last time I had to interact with that brand. So they are spending money to get me to avoid their products.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Who in their right mind would think this is a good idea? Are managers so caught up in the "just add AI bro it will make us cool" hype train that no one stops to think "yeah I would never want this in my living room"?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    This is going to be an absolute nightmare for schizophrenics.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How long before someone uses this feature to create a feature length porno?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Literal nightmare fuel

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    OK so that's the set we shouldn't buy. OK noted.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    You misspelled "shove"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    TIL DirecTV is still around.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    I have generated videos with me in them and it's a very weird feeling. Actually getting surprised by them in an ad would be brutally unpleasant. They will never do this.

    That being said, they will absolutely put people that reassemble us. So personalized ad with someone that has the same hair color, skin color, height, facial structure and age, wearing about the same kind of clothes we usually do.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I surprised you think they will "never do this". They will have some study done by an entity closely connected to an AI firm that affirms that "this makes products X amount more likely to sell!"

    Whether it is true or not will be irrelevant. They will do it.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Death to AI, death to capitalism

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Death to allegra geller! Death to existenz!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Man, I need to rewatch that movie...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Its like that one Black Ops 2 mission

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Salazar: We're all going to hell, man.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I’m so glad someone on this platform got that reference

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I replayed BO2 earlier this year because it takes place in 2025. I was shocked at how close its world is to ours.

    If you had told me in like 2013 that, between the Black Ops series and the Modern Warfare series, Black Ops would have the more realistic plot points, I would have called you crazy.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Seems like a real can / should problem to me.

    Hard to believe this would entice anyone to purchase where a sexy lady couldn't.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    looking pretty gay in that pullover hoodie. thats why you need a bearskin hoodie that makes you look like a real man.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    Ok grandpa, turn off the DirectTV and power down your AM radio. Using a technology that old is guaranteed to land you deep in enshittification-land.

    I've been watching Jellyfin for a while and I have not seen the first ad,

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    I haven't heard DirecTV mentioned in such a long time, I'm a little surprised it still exists

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm fed up with the streaming services, so I'm getting back to my big pile of DVDs and Blu-Ray discs.

    I was randomly reminded of the "BD-Live" thing that I tried long ago. One of the most janky joyless things I had ever seen. Some marketing person had decided to do a marketing thing for movie promos and trailers and had forgotten that the thing was to be visited by actual people.

    This sounds like it was cooked up by the same people. Looks like marketing people building a Thing.

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