Product working as designed.

Should have went with a pyramid; at least it has a function too(m). /s

I was thinking about things like repairing recorders, PCs, pulling cables, general office work, etc. Not so much analysis or operational decisions.

But now she can't afford it!

Until you are walking up to it when it goes off.

Did you think all the work was done by commissioned officers?

Damn, they need a ton of people to rubber stamp "Denied, no discrimination here!" on things.

Cause you know that's all they want them to do.

The extra fees may sound unfair, but as long as my baby can scout her own food it all balances out.

Babylon 5 (whole last season actually); just ran out of gas.

We need to put Amazon in the cloud.

Cuz, you know, the cloud never goes down 👎. /s

Zork (of course)!

Not a "text based game" exactly, but NetHack www.nethack.org is character based.

Don't they watch South Park: if they want to know how to do that, "Dude, just ask ChatGPT".